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Old 01-24-08, 07:38 PM   #1
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i helped an old person!!!

i was chillin in the car waiting for my mom to get outa the grocery store, and this like 75+ old couple came out. and its like -5 degrese btw. anyways hes walking like across the parking lot to put the cart away. i hopped outa the car and ran over to him, and said id put it away for him. i think he thought i was gonna mug him, cuz im a hoodlum of a teenager you know. but then he understood. idk how well he understood me, but he gave me a smile and a head nod, and walked back to the car. it took 20 seconds of my time, and i bet i made his day
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HEELLLLLP! TROLLEY THIEF! aka shopping cart
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He's a teenager. Of course he did.
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Owwwriiiight.
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By the way, it would have been at least ten times awesomer if this story ended with you getting a face full of pepper spray.

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It would have also been much cooler if it involved you wrestling bears.
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Especially if the bears could talk.
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And shot sharks out of their asses.
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Good for you, that was a kind thing to do .

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well this isnt actually what happened at all. this is the real story.

i went to help this old man out, and when i went to take the cart from him, it wasnt a man at all actually. it was a bear. and he could talk. not that i should mention this but his wife was eating froot loops in the car whilst this all was happening. after this talking bear had a short boxing match, in which i won, the bear sprayed pepper spray in my eyes. but when this bear did so, it cleared my vision to a point of which i found out it wasnt a bear at all. it was a hobo with 10 foot long butt hairs, all around. the end

*there were killer 20 foot sharks with laser beems on their heads flopping around while this was happening too
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What about the sharks.

You forgot the best part.
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10 foot butt hairs all around is cooler. sort of like some sort of anal turtle neck sweater. I have seen a shark, a sweater made of butt hair, not so much.
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i was chillin in the car waiting for my mom to get outa the grocery store, and this like 75+ old couple came out. and its like -5 degrese btw. anyways hes walking like across the parking lot to put the cart away. i hopped outa the car and ran over to him, and said id put it away for him. i think he thought i was gonna mug him, cuz im a hoodlum of a teenager you know. but then he understood. idk how well he understood me, but he gave me a smile and a head nod, and walked back to the car. it took 20 seconds of my time, and i bet i made his day
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Did the bear/hobo have chainsaws for hands? And was he a zombie? If the answer is no to both, then the story totally sucks.
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This is Foo, so we probably had multiple threads about it running concurrently. Just do not recall any of them mentioning a hirsute posterior with such amazing length.
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