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    i helped an old person!!!

    i was chillin in the car waiting for my mom to get outa the grocery store, and this like 75+ old couple came out. and its like -5 degrese btw. anyways hes walking like across the parking lot to put the cart away. i hopped outa the car and ran over to him, and said id put it away for him. i think he thought i was gonna mug him, cuz im a hoodlum of a teenager you know. but then he understood. idk how well he understood me, but he gave me a smile and a head nod, and walked back to the car. it took 20 seconds of my time, and i bet i made his day
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    I would kicked yer ass fer thinking I was feeble just because I was old(er).


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    HEELLLLLP! TROLLEY THIEF! aka shopping cart

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    Did you hit it?
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    He's a teenager. Of course he did.

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    Owwwriiiight.
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    o rly?
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    may the good karma come back to you in 60 years....
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    Drop j00r bags and run!

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    By the way, it would have been at least ten times awesomer if this story ended with you getting a face full of pepper spray.

    Just sayin'.

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    It would have also been much cooler if it involved you wrestling bears.

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    Especially if the bears could talk.

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    And shot sharks out of their asses.

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    Good on ya, Frooty.
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    Good for you, that was a kind thing to do .

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    well this isnt actually what happened at all. this is the real story.

    i went to help this old man out, and when i went to take the cart from him, it wasnt a man at all actually. it was a bear. and he could talk. not that i should mention this but his wife was eating froot loops in the car whilst this all was happening. after this talking bear had a short boxing match, in which i won, the bear sprayed pepper spray in my eyes. but when this bear did so, it cleared my vision to a point of which i found out it wasnt a bear at all. it was a hobo with 10 foot long butt hairs, all around. the end

    *there were killer 20 foot sharks with laser beems on their heads flopping around while this was happening too
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    What about the sharks.

    You forgot the best part.

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    10 foot butt hairs all around is cooler. sort of like some sort of anal turtle neck sweater. I have seen a shark, a sweater made of butt hair, not so much.
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    Sharks, YES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    10 foot butt hairs all around is cooler. sort of like some sort of anal turtle neck sweater. I have seen a shark, a sweater made of butt hair, not so much.
    Didn't we have a thread going about butt hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XC Froot Loops View Post
    i was chillin in the car waiting for my mom to get outa the grocery store, and this like 75+ old couple came out. and its like -5 degrese btw. anyways hes walking like across the parking lot to put the cart away. i hopped outa the car and ran over to him, and said id put it away for him. i think he thought i was gonna mug him, cuz im a hoodlum of a teenager you know. but then he understood. idk how well he understood me, but he gave me a smile and a head nod, and walked back to the car. it took 20 seconds of my time, and i bet i made his day
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    Did the bear/hobo have chainsaws for hands? And was he a zombie? If the answer is no to both, then the story totally sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    Didn't we have a thread going about butt hair?

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    This is Foo, so we probably had multiple threads about it running concurrently. Just do not recall any of them mentioning a hirsute posterior with such amazing length.
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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    Didn't we have a thread going about butt hair?

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    Maybe you're thinking of the dingleberry appreciation thread.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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