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Old 01-25-08, 12:12 PM   #1
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Who you gonna call?

So you find someone dead in their apartment, who you gonna call?

Mary Kate Olsen?



Something is off about that. Here is my best guess: Housekeeper is aware of Ledger's drug issues and is in fear of calling authorities because of legal ramifications. Instead she tries to call someone from in his circle to ask what to do. I don't really believe the speed dial story but whateva, same applies.

The housekeeper was obviously reluctant to dial 911. Damn I wonder if there is one sober person in Hollyweird or New York in this case? I loved Jack Nicholson's comments that..."I warned him."
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Must be that whole celebrity mentality. Something happens, you call your agent first.
Messed up.
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I'd hope, in the case that I should be found dead face down naked in my house, and someone wanted to call anyone besides 911, their last choice would be a pastey white, chain smoking, 70 pound, walking zombie. You could telepathically call a chest of drawers and I would be better off.
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I don't know anything about this story aside from the fact that the guy is dead and that drugs may have been involved, so I don't know what's going on here or what it's about.

But I do know that the Olsen twin pictured above is looking pretty corpse-y herself. Gah.
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I call the Olsen Twins for just about everything. They picked out my shirt today and told me to wear clean underwear just in case I got in a car wreck.
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I call the Olsen Twins for just about everything. They picked out my shirt today and told me to wear clean underwear just in case I got in a car wreck.
What are clean undies going to do when you get in an accident? More than likely, if the accident is pretty severe, you will soil them anyway. Do what I do and carry and extra pair in the glove box. That way when you soil them in an "OH SH**!" moment, you can change them before the paramedics get there.
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO QUESTION THE OLSEN TWINS!!!!!!!!!!1111??????????????
You wreck your car in your dirty drawers and I will wreck mine in my sparkling clean titanium lined, diamond crusted Olsen Twins boxers and lets see who gets better care from the first responders? Deal?
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Plus, with my method, I do not have to explain to my wife, or dates, or hitchhikers, why I have mens underwear in the glovebox.
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Well....if I saw the lady/girl in that pic, I think I'd have to call the taquieria on wheels and get some food delivered ASAP!

Now,if I found a dead body. Probably would call my freind and tell him to to open up a bank account under a fictitious name. The wallet would surely have some money in it.
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Who you gonna call?


OK....I gave ample time, but nobody snagged the easy and obvious joke. So fine.....I'm taking it (you had your chance).
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that was too cheezy and obvious for even me. you should be ashamed of yourself.
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that was too cheezy and obvious for even me. you should be ashamed of yourself.
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damn, I think I had that shirt in 1984
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damn, I think I had that shirt in 1984
And you don't still wear it with....

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Ray Parker, Jr, should have been afraid of the Wrath of Huey Lewis.
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No, as I recall I wore it with some Z Cavaricci's pants and some black leather boots with siliver tips.
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No, as I recall I wore it with some Z Cavaricci's pants and some black leather boots with siliver tips.
This was you??!?!!???
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no, mine were gray
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^^^^ that should be grounds for banning.
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why do you hate Ray Parker Jr.?
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Why do you hate the color gray?
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Why do you hate the color gray?
Cause its so bland
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Imagine if you would have posted Ray Parker Jr. in a gray shirt!!!!!!!!!!1
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