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    Bad Food

    I bought a 16 oz Coffee and a half pound of Cole Slaw.
    I opened the cole slaw and I thought it was weird that it was such an off color.
    And I thought it smelled like wood glue, and it was the color of wood glue.

    I took a taste-blech!
    I went back to the delicattessen and got my $1.85 back.

    I really think they mixed up a bottle of carpenters glue and put it in the recipe.

    I know what mayonaise and vinegar taste like , and this wasn't it.

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    How was the coffee?
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    did the coffee taste like shellac? sure you were at a cafe and not a hardware store?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Are you sure it was cole slaw? And where was this, so we can avoid the place?

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    Did you do a little posing with the coffee?

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    I'm told that most people associate peanuts that are rancid as being top quality. Or something like that...

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    A true culinary professional would have tasted it again and if necessary again to determine exactly what was wrong with it ...


    ... and then spend that evening in agony ...



    <cough> Can't say I know a certain someone who has used her powers of bad food deduction more than once ...

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    1/2 lb of cole slaw? as a meal? wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    1/2 lb of cole slaw? as a meal? wtf?
    Works for the daily vegetable requirement, correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    Works for the daily vegetable requirement, correct?

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    coffee and cole slaw. breakfast of champions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotbike View Post
    I bought a 16 oz Coffee and a half pound of Cole Slaw.
    I opened the cole slaw and I thought it was weird that it was such an off color.
    And I thought it smelled like wood glue, and it was the color of wood glue.

    I took a taste-blech!
    I went back to the delicattessen and got my $1.85 back.

    I really think they mixed up a bottle of carpenters glue and put it in the recipe.

    I know what mayonaise and vinegar taste like , and this wasn't it.
    Come to the Carolinas. Get some real slaw.

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    Any coffee/slaw combo makes my cheap-o Ramen noodles and Diet Dr. Pepper lunch sound positively haute cuisine.

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    I have coffe and cole slaw almost every morning. hold the slaw.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I had potato salad that tasted like soap.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    where was it? If its close to me ill go buy some, take pictures, eat it, write a review, tell you if i got sick and if so take pictures of the vomit.

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