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    Since Foo became Church...

    Seems like there is nothing funny here anymore. Either all of the funny people have left, their writers are on strike or they are living in fear of offending someone with something humorous that might offend. Shall we start sharing recipes?

    Here is mine.
    How to Cook a Coot
    Recipe file created November 30, 1999.
    An old family recipe handed down for many generations. I chose not to use a modern recipe format in order to retain the flavour of the oral recitation, just as I received it.

    Take one coot. Pluck and clean the bird. Put a brick in the cavity. Season well with salt, pepper, and garlic. Place in a large casserole dish. Add 3 cups water to dish. Bake, covered, 12 hours. Add 1 bottle white wine. Return to oven for a further 12 hours. Add 4 chopped onions and one more bottle of white wine. Bake another 12 hours. Continue adding 1 bottle of white wine every 12 hours until the brick is soft. Then discard the coot and eat the brick.

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    I already shared my Spotted Dick recipe .

    Are you saying that I'm NOT amusing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    I already shared my Spotted Dick recipe .

    Are you saying that I'm NOT amusing?

    East Hill

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    I do my best...

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    I'm just here to light a few votives and pour out a few ounces of malt liquor for my homies, is that okay, Father Guido?

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    A monkey with a *** is funny to you? How dare you, my uncle was shot by a monkey.
    Make your banana pancakes, and pretend like it's the weekend.

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    On very thin ice here.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    On very thin ice here.
    heh. as usual. can we not do anything in this forum any longer without offending ANYONE????
    wolfpackcycles
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    On very thin ice here.
    Seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.4.2/docs/guide/misc/deprecation/deprecation.html
    JavaDoc also pays special attention to @deprecated tags when generating html files. Javadoc parses the entire paragraph following the @deprecated tag and moves it to the front of the description, placing it in italics and preceding it with a warning, "Note: foo is deprecated", in bold. It also adds "Deprecated" in bold to any index entries mentioning the deprecated entity.
    They don't mean foo literally

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    Would you mind keeping it down? Some of us are tryin' to pray here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefCatchacold View Post
    A monkey with a *** is funny to you? How dare you, my uncle was shot by a monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    On very thin ice here.
    Here too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    On very thin ice here.
    More potentially offensive and humorous references to thin ice:



    My friend Jesus Montoya demonstrates mad skillz:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Second Mouse View Post
    My friend Jesus Montoya demonstrates mad skillz:

    Wow, a guy named Jesus walking on water. This really is like church.
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    Nobody .......... with the Jesus.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefCatchacold View Post
    A monkey with a *** is funny to you? How dare you, my uncle was shot by a monkey.
    Lady: "My husband was shot to death by six armed men."
    Man: "Were they bank robbers?"
    Lady: "No, a firing squad."


    Show your age, name that one without googlin'.
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
    ― Muhammad Ali

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    No ice ...


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    A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. Bartender says "what is this, some kinda joke?"
    Make your banana pancakes, and pretend like it's the weekend.

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    Slipstreams Pro Tour team?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    Slipstreams Pro Tour team?
    Dude. Are those the new jerseys? Heinous!
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    If this was my church, it would be all kinds of rowdy. Can I get a "woop woop!"

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    Elephant Stew Recipe

    Due to the popularity of this recipe I have decided to give it it's own page. As you can see, various people from all over the world have been sending me suggestions on how to improve this recipe. Please email me your comment/suggestion and I will gladly add it to this page, if you happen to have your own website, send the URL along as well and I will add the link with your name....and if you add your mailing address with your suggestion, I will also send you a South African Wildlife postcard!
    So, c'mon, be a sport, lets see how many suggestions we can get!




    More Venison recipes on the Potjiekos page


    Elephant Stew
    Don't get me wrong, I love animals and this recipe was given to me as a laugh, so have a smile with me. This dish takes about 2 to 3 months to prepare.
    Note: Under no circumstances do we kill elephants for food in South Africa. All elephants exist protected in their natural habitat in our game parks. When the parks become overpopulated (elephants are very destructive to the flora) they are either re-located or undergo planned culling.

    Ingredients
    1 Elephant
    10 Warthog
    100 kilogram tomatoes
    half ton potatoes
    2 bags onions
    100 kilogram salt
    1 wheelbarrow onions (heaped)
    10 liter vinegar
    20 liter chutney
    4 Guineafowl

    Method
    Hunt the elephant, warthog and guineafowl. Hang guineafowl to ripen. Cut elephant into edible chunks, (will take about a month). Boil the warthog with other ingredients (except guineafowl) till nice and juicy. Now boil elephant chunks over high flames till tender. (will take about 4 weeks) and add everything together. Boil for another 5 to 7 days.
    Produces about 3,500 helpings.
    Note: If the above isn't enough, add the guineafowl as well.

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    No gifs!

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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