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    How to lose a customer over $40

    Step 1: Sell said customer a new digital camera for $200. Not the one he really wanted mind you, but his second choice but still a very nice camera he's sure to like and use for some time. Oh, and make sure you have a 15% restocking fee for returned cameras if they are opened.

    Step 2: When that customer comes back into the store later that evening with an ad for a competing store showing the camera he just bought earlier that day is $40 less, tell him that the competitor has to have one in stock for the price match to be valid. Oh, and make him wait about 15-20minutes during this process.

    Step 3: After calling said competitor, or at least making appearances that you have, and type some random things in a computer screen that is too far away to be seen, come back and tell him that no stores have any in stock and that he's plum out of luck.

    Step 4: When that same customer calls back a little under an hour later telling them he's headed BACK to the store a SECOND time because he has confirmed that a store in the area DOES in fact have the camera in question, be sure to put him on hold at least 3 times. And each time, keep him on hold long enough for the phone to start ringing through again. They love that.

    Step 5: Ensure that your customer service reps make statements like "Oh, you're still trying to figure out the camera thing", and "this is ridiculus" or best yet, "Just do the $159.90 and be done with it." while within ear shot of the customer.

    Step 6: Mention something to the effect of how the price would be $179.00 instead of 159.00 while within ear shot of the customer. Make him come over and explain the concept of "In Store Price" to you.

    Step 7: Ensure he waits long enough to really draw a comparison to the service he is getting here compared to the competitor's store he just left. You know, the store where 3 employees all helped him track down a phone by checking 3 different inventory screens, calling two different stores, even though he told them up front that he'd already bought the camera else where and was just trying to get a price match. Yup, all that help knowing that they wouldn't get a dime more than the $18 he'd already spent on some card stock during his first visit. Really drive home the comparison for the customer as he sits and steams while you try to figure out how to drive him off even faster.

    Step 8: At last, nearly grudgingly, do the price match. Barely say anything while doing it, just staple the price match adjustment receipt to the original, push it across the counter, and state your canned 'Have a good evening.' while he leaves.

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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    Ahhh...customer service. At least you didn't have to deal w/ a call center in Asia and could instead focus your anger on a jackass you could actually see.
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    Yesterday, a local independent computer store lost my business over $20.

    Ironically, it happened the same day a friend asked, "Do you know where I can find a used Apple?" The store had not yet lost my business when I was asked this question but was already on my you-know-what list, so I told the friend, "I might, but I can't currently recommend the business I have in mind." After the situation was resolved -- not too my liking -- I made sure to tell my friend today where not to take her business.

    I know this is a tired argument, but there's a stark difference between having a certain skill and transforming that skill into a business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuda2k View Post
    Step 1...MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
    Well, there's quite a few people here who could have warned you ahead of time not to shop at Best Buy.
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    There is a gas station that lost my business over 40 cents. They were bilking credit card users for 3 cents more a gallon, but I decided to pay cash. The clerk was charging everyone the full price, then pocketing the 3 cents per gallon from the cash customers. It doesn't sound like much, but that station sells several thousand gallons a day. She could make $4 off of one truck fill up alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
    Well, there's quite a few people here who could have warned you ahead of time not to shop at Best Buy.
    Best Buy is my guess as well. I don't shop there anymore. They have the worst service in the entire retail industry.

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    The employees are happy that you won't be coming back. It's not like they care about the business, and now they have one less whinny customer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuda2k View Post
    Step 1: Sell said customer a new digital camera for $200. Not the one he really wanted mind you, but his second choice but still a very nice camera he's sure to like and use for some time. Oh, and make sure you have a 15% restocking fee for returned cameras if they are opened.

    Step 2: When that customer comes back into the store later that evening with an ad for a competing store showing the camera he just bought earlier that day is $40 less, tell him that the competitor has to have one in stock for the price match to be valid. Oh, and make him wait about 15-20minutes during this process.

    Step 3: After calling said competitor, or at least making appearances that you have, and type some random things in a computer screen that is too far away to be seen, come back and tell him that no stores have any in stock and that he's plum out of luck.

    Step 4: When that same customer calls back a little under an hour later telling them he's headed BACK to the store a SECOND time because he has confirmed that a store in the area DOES in fact have the camera in question, be sure to put him on hold at least 3 times. And each time, keep him on hold long enough for the phone to start ringing through again. They love that.

    Step 5: Ensure that your customer service reps make statements like "Oh, you're still trying to figure out the camera thing", and "this is ridiculus" or best yet, "Just do the $159.90 and be done with it." while within ear shot of the customer.

    Step 6: Mention something to the effect of how the price would be $179.00 instead of 159.00 while within ear shot of the customer. Make him come over and explain the concept of "In Store Price" to you.

    Step 7: Ensure he waits long enough to really draw a comparison to the service he is getting here compared to the competitor's store he just left. You know, the store where 3 employees all helped him track down a phone by checking 3 different inventory screens, calling two different stores, even though he told them up front that he'd already bought the camera else where and was just trying to get a price match. Yup, all that help knowing that they wouldn't get a dime more than the $18 he'd already spent on some card stock during his first visit. Really drive home the comparison for the customer as he sits and steams while you try to figure out how to drive him off even faster.

    Step 8: At last, nearly grudgingly, do the price match. Barely say anything while doing it, just staple the price match adjustment receipt to the original, push it across the counter, and state your canned 'Have a good evening.' while he leaves.

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

    That sucks. Service is so important for repeat business.
    They say an unhappy customer will tell 10 people about it. Such an easy way to lose business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
    Well, there's quite a few people here who could have warned you ahead of time not to shop at Best Buy.

    that was totally funny.

    however, i have never had any issues getting price matching at BB.

    of course, YMMV.

    later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneefy View Post
    Best Buy is my guess as well. I don't shop there anymore. They have the worst service in the entire retail industry.
    A few years ago I worked for a company hired by Best Buy; I got to see how Best Buy management treats their employees and contractors. I haven't been in a Best Buy since, and tell everyone I know not to do any business with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthalpic View Post
    The employees are happy that you won't be coming back. It's not like they care about the business, and now they have one less whinny customer.
    Duh.

    When you pay people near minimum wage in the retail/food service industry, you really can't expect them to give a crap about the job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobartlemagne View Post
    That sucks. Service is so important for repeat business.
    They say an unhappy customer will tell 10 people about it. Such an easy way to lose business.
    So, it looks like 10 people have read this thread, should I close it now?
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    Joe Girard said that it was more like 250 people who would know if one person was pissed about customer sat issues. This is why when in IT or CS, I never would tell an outside customer to stick it. That outside customer will promptly have 250 people who are now averse to that company, and each of those 250 people have 250 more for "friend of a friend" stories.

    As for Best Buy or Circuit City, if I'm buying a machine there, I hit the store, copy all the model numbers of anything that look like candidates, pull their stats from HP's support site, and then make a choice. The biggest two decision makers for me between models is RAM capacity and a presence of a PCI-E slot (if the box is a desktop). 4 gigs is minimum, 8-16 is preferred, because the first thing I do is max out the RAM. I absolutely do not trust the word of the salespeople there, not because they are bad, but usually because the stores have so many models that people can't be familar with all their ins and outs.

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    I usually, but not always, find the service at the smaller shops to be much better. I was shopping for a camera and checked out Black's in the mall. The guy was an encyclopedia of camera knowledge! Pretty easy to unload my cash to him vs. high schhol/20 something idiot who has no desire/ability to answer any questions.

    I heard BB is owned by Future Shop? or maybe that's just in Canada?

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    You must like 64 bit Operating Systems, eh? Vista 64 or XP 64?

    Future shop does not own BB. It's the other way around. Nobody owns BB. BB owns future shop, magnolia hi-fi, etc.

    Quote Originally Posted by mlts22 View Post
    Joe Girard said that it was more like 250 people who would know if one person was pissed about customer sat issues. This is why when in IT or CS, I never would tell an outside customer to stick it. That outside customer will promptly have 250 people who are now averse to that company, and each of those 250 people have 250 more for "friend of a friend" stories.

    As for Best Buy or Circuit City, if I'm buying a machine there, I hit the store, copy all the model numbers of anything that look like candidates, pull their stats from HP's support site, and then make a choice. The biggest two decision makers for me between models is RAM capacity and a presence of a PCI-E slot (if the box is a desktop). 4 gigs is minimum, 8-16 is preferred, because the first thing I do is max out the RAM. I absolutely do not trust the word of the salespeople there, not because they are bad, but usually because the stores have so many models that people can't be familar with all their ins and outs.

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    I buy at Fry's in person and Tigerdirect.com online

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