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Old 02-12-08, 07:40 AM   #1
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Tom Cruise > Chuck Norris?

TOM CRUIZ > CHUCK NORRIS ?





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Old 02-12-08, 07:55 AM   #2
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TOM CAT > Tom Cruise ?





^^ ''Tom Cat are serious cat.. this are serious relijuyn.''

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Tom Stormcrowe > Tom Cruise ?

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Dr. Phil > GOD




W00t! OMG.. . .Dr. Phil, Udaman.

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Tom Stormcrowe > Tom Cruise ?



That's some nice photoshop work there Taerom. srsly. . .But please - remove Tom Cruise's body from Mr. Stormcrowe's face -- LIKE RIGHT NOW!! ..(dood, wtf? -?)


And pls, remove tom cruise from that equation as well.. The > symbol is really not sufficient to illustrate the disproportionate relationship between the two.


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I didn't want it to come to this but...

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How dare you put the two in the same sentence?
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How dare you put the two in the same sentence?




dood.. Taerom did the same with TOM STORMCROWE.. and you're choosing to make an issue out of that??






TOM STORMCROWE > Chuck Norris.. (FWIW)





Truth.




**& btw, it's more of an 'equation' -- representing an inequality with the addition question mark to ascertain it's validity -- than it is a 'sentence' in the truest sense. (imo).
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ok, no argument there
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I went to school with a Chuck Norris.....we beat him up a lot....
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Wo.. just. .wo.




pls tell me you're into sciencetolography -? ..that would this make sense to me.
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Equivalent statement: stepping in beagle poop > stepping in german shepard poop.
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Equivalent statement: stepping in beagle poop > stepping in german shepard poop.


I can't believe what you just said..? Nor can I comprehend it.
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I can't believe what you just said..? Nor can I comprehend it.
It's really quite simple. In both instances, one is stating a preference for one kind of crap over another kind of crap. But in both instances, in the final analysis, the preferred commodity is still crap.




This reminds me of something I once heard: explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog; it can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.


Oh, and belated greetings to you, red house.
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It's really quite simple. In both instances, one is stating a preference for one kind of crap over another kind of crap. But in both instances, in the final analysis, the preferred commodity is still crap.

Personally, I believe you're mistaken about this. I think it's not only the 'variety' of crap -- but also the quantity of it that matters. If we take this into consideration, I believe we will find that Tom Cruiz > Chuck Norris x infinity.. actually infinity squared -- and then cubed. Do the calculations - and tell me that I'm wrong -?




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This reminds me of something I once heard: explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog; it can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

You ever see the singing/dancing frog from the WB cartoons -? ..That frog would still be funny -- even after you sliced it open! And no btw, I think your crap analysis is valid and warrants further exploration. I'm very glad we had the opportunity to explore it together.




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Personally, I believe you're mistaken about this. I think it's not only the 'variety' of crap -- but also the quantity of it that matters. If we take this into consideration, I believe we will find that Tom Cruiz > Chuck Norris x infinity.. actually infinity squared -- and then cubed. Do the calculations - and tell me that I'm wrong -?

Ah, I see where I misunderstood. While I stand by my analysis of the relative qualitative merits of different kinds of crap, cultural or literal, I completely overlooked the quantitative apsects of your inital comparison.

From that perspective, I have to back you up 100%, red. With all the doodie Tom Krooz has inflicted on the world, he still appears to be full-to-bursting of poop pretty much 24/7, metaphorically speaking (I do not know, nor do I want to know, if that is literally true), and he shows absolutely no signs of exhausting his supply. If he his not #1 in being full of #2 in all of the world, he certainly makes the short list of finalists.
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Jerry O'Connell > Tom Cat
He has the laugh down.
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You kidding, Chuck Norris would do away with Tom Crusie with just a blank stare then use him as dental floss.
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Might I add Dumbest Thread ever......
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i was afraid to post in this thread for fear that Chuck would think i agreed with the op's sentiments.

and then i realized Chuck probably knew the second i clicked on the thread and read it.

please don't round kick me, Chuck.

please.
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