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Old 02-13-08, 01:54 AM   #1
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Can I cure genital warts with organic chunky peanut butter?

Trader joes sells a nice variety.
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Old 02-13-08, 01:57 AM   #2
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Be careful when you walk. Might feel a little smooth yet rough, you know what I mean?
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Old 02-13-08, 01:58 AM   #3
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Like learning to ride a road bike.

Yes I do.
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Old 02-13-08, 01:59 AM   #4
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Like learning to ride a road bike.

Yes I do.
Oh I remember that day. Isn't that when you tried to bunny hop that curb with it?
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Old 02-13-08, 02:00 AM   #5
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Bunny hop 2 curbs.

Chuck norris can bunny hop stair sets, so I thought I'd give it a try.
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Old 02-13-08, 07:53 AM   #6
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MERTON would be proud.
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You can make a tasty PB&J (before you use it)
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I was thinking the same thing.
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Does this have anything to do with your "blind date gone wrong" thread?
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Old 02-13-08, 08:47 AM   #10
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Why yes, it does! AND it also has other magical properties that one such as yourself <wink, wink, nudge, nudge>, may be interested in ...
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Old 02-13-08, 08:57 AM   #11
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huh? wait. Are we talking about spreading PB on your chamois?
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Personally, I like the freshly ground stuff from Whole Foods.
Never tried it "down there" though. But chocolate works nicely.
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Yes, get the largest jar they have, and take it as a suppository. Follow this with a pineapple dipped in rubbing alcohol.
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Good think I don't have them cuz I don't like peanut butter.
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The title of this thread makes me want to puke
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Make sure to mix it well. The oil separates. You don't want that dribbling down your leg or anything.
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Old 02-13-08, 09:55 AM   #18
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I was thinking of complaining about this thread, but it seems the moderators are encouraging this behavior. Bad Moderators, shame.

On the other hand, I'm with snowy,
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maybe you and snowy could do some sort of puke duet?
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Sure you can. Just apply it to your wang and dance nekkid in a Rottweiler farm
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Sure we'll call it the "Tossing Tango."
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Will peanut butter cure genital warts? Yup, in a Jif.
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