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    Can I cure genital warts with organic chunky peanut butter?

    Trader joes sells a nice variety.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Be careful when you walk. Might feel a little smooth yet rough, you know what I mean?
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    Like learning to ride a road bike.

    Yes I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    Like learning to ride a road bike.

    Yes I do.
    Oh I remember that day. Isn't that when you tried to bunny hop that curb with it?
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    Bunny hop 2 curbs.

    Chuck norris can bunny hop stair sets, so I thought I'd give it a try.

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    MERTON would be proud.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    You can make a tasty PB&J (before you use it)
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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround View Post
    MERTON would be proud.
    I was thinking the same thing.
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    Does this have anything to do with your "blind date gone wrong" thread?

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    Why yes, it does! AND it also has other magical properties that one such as yourself <wink, wink, nudge, nudge>, may be interested in ...

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    huh? wait. Are we talking about spreading PB on your chamois?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Trader joes sells a nice variety.
    Personally, I like the freshly ground stuff from Whole Foods.
    Never tried it "down there" though. But chocolate works nicely.
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    Yes, get the largest jar they have, and take it as a suppository. Follow this with a pineapple dipped in rubbing alcohol.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Good think I don't have them cuz I don't like peanut butter.
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    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    The title of this thread makes me want to puke
    "RIDE FAST TAKE CHANCES!"

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    Make sure to mix it well. The oil separates. You don't want that dribbling down your leg or anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Make sure to mix it well. The oil separates. You don't want that dribbling down your leg or anything.
    Hula Chair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I was thinking of complaining about this thread, but it seems the moderators are encouraging this behavior. Bad Moderators, shame.

    On the other hand, I'm with snowy,
    Slow, but at least still moving...

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    maybe you and snowy could do some sort of puke duet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Sure you can. Just apply it to your wang and dance nekkid in a Rottweiler farm

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    maybe you and snowy could do some sort of puke duet?
    Sure we'll call it the "Tossing Tango."
    Slow, but at least still moving...

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    Will peanut butter cure genital warts? Yup, in a Jif.
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingshearer View Post
    Will peanut butter cure genital warts? Yup, in a Jif.
    Dang Skippy! you're right.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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