Some of you know that my co-worker is now commuting to work on his bike. (I had a thread on this).
He goes to a convenience store, leaves the bike outside unlocked but was just on the other side of the window. Some guy walks aggressively up to the bike and is looking suspicious. So my buddy goes out there real quick and asks him what's up. The guy says to him something to the effect of "Don't trip, man. I'm only checking out your bike." My buddy replies with "Yeah you got that 'YOUR BIKE' part right." And gets on it to leave.
The guy grabs my friend by the back of his collar and yanks him back, and off of the bike. (Keep in mind, my buddy here is not a small guy).
My friend throws his bike forward, turns, and RIGHT before the guy starts to say something smart mouth to him,
My co-worker busts the guy's nose.
He waits for the cops and the guys is wriggling on the floor with his hands covering his face, trying to yell between the spurts of red fluid spraying out of his face with each breath.