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    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
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    Ask the Stoned Guys

    cuda2k and Sixty Fiver: two guys medicated up on (legal) pain pills and are here to answer your questions and supply any advice you seek. Ask away.

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    This thread is for entertainment purposes only and the Really Stoned Guys assume no liability for any injuries (especially those caused by your bookie, Italian, Russian or otherwise),death, exam failures, marital strife, or episodes of getting lucky that may stem from taking any advice from two guys who really are pretty farking stoned.

    We must stress that you should always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition.

    We did... they gave us ass kicking drugs.

    On second thought, if you get lucky, you should really buy us each a beer.

    Sincerely... two really stoned guys.
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    My name is Mike, not Cal
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    Hey, I got some vicodin for my fractured elbow today, can I join your gang?
    "I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!" --David Letterman

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Yep... I'm stoned.

    Let the questions commence.

    And Smashy... the rooster came first.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    cal - you are way too fast to be stoned.


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    Will I have to pay taxes this year?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Can ^^^^ pay my taxes this year?

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Yes... KT can pay your taxes.

    Whether he will or not is another question altogether.

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    Do people in Canada even have to pay taxes?

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    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Will I have to pay taxes this year?
    Not if you try hard enough. And as they say, if you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin.
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    well...fresh frozen biscuits....still fresh when thawed?
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    I'm hungry. What should I eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuda2k View Post
    c

    On second thought, if you get lucky, you should really buy us each a beer.
    One Shiner coming right up for you my friend!

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    I'm hungry too.

    I'm craving fresh frozen biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom View Post
    Do people in Canada even have to pay taxes?
    Yes, but I suggest cash. Right after buying a very good printer and scanner.
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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnickgo View Post
    One Shiner coming right up for you my friend!
    woo hoo !

    IPA for me thanks.

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    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnickgo View Post
    One Shiner coming right up for you my friend!
    Quick, ask me something likely to get you in bed before I get too relaxed to tap the last reserves of good thought. I love me some shiner!
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    Am I going to get lucky tonight?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuda2k View Post
    Quick, ask me something likely to get you in bed
    You want to get cnickgo in b...never mind. It must be the drugs talking.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Cuda - what's the third word that rhymes with orange ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Am I going to get lucky tonight?
    I am guessing that you can still feel your fingers so my answer is, of course.

    Or did you mean "with someone" ?

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    orange = porange = rhinoencephalitis
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Cuda - what's the third word that rhymes with orange ?

    This orange:



    or this one:

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    I may have to go and lie down pretty soon... if I am absent the answer to everything will be 42.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cal_gundert05 View Post
    Hey, I got some vicodin for my fractured elbow today, can I join your gang?
    Jump in here any time if you're feelin the groove.
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