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Old 02-13-08, 06:00 PM   #1
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Ask the Stoned Guys

cuda2k and Sixty Fiver: two guys medicated up on (legal) pain pills and are here to answer your questions and supply any advice you seek. Ask away.

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This thread is for entertainment purposes only and the Really Stoned Guys assume no liability for any injuries (especially those caused by your bookie, Italian, Russian or otherwise),death, exam failures, marital strife, or episodes of getting lucky that may stem from taking any advice from two guys who really are pretty farking stoned.

We must stress that you should always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition.

We did... they gave us ass kicking drugs.

On second thought, if you get lucky, you should really buy us each a beer.

Sincerely... two really stoned guys.
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Old 02-13-08, 06:02 PM   #2
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Hey, I got some vicodin for my fractured elbow today, can I join your gang?
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Yep... I'm stoned.

Let the questions commence.

And Smashy... the rooster came first.
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Old 02-13-08, 06:04 PM   #4
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cal - you are way too fast to be stoned.

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Will I have to pay taxes this year?
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Can ^^^^ pay my taxes this year?
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Yes... KT can pay your taxes.

Whether he will or not is another question altogether.
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Do people in Canada even have to pay taxes?
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Not if you try hard enough. And as they say, if you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin.
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well...fresh frozen biscuits....still fresh when thawed?
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I'm hungry. What should I eat?
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On second thought, if you get lucky, you should really buy us each a beer.
One Shiner coming right up for you my friend!
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I'm hungry too.

I'm craving fresh frozen biscuits.
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Yes, but I suggest cash. Right after buying a very good printer and scanner.
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woo hoo !

IPA for me thanks.
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Quick, ask me something likely to get you in bed before I get too relaxed to tap the last reserves of good thought. I love me some shiner!
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Am I going to get lucky tonight?
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You want to get cnickgo in b...never mind. It must be the drugs talking.
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Cuda - what's the third word that rhymes with orange ?

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I am guessing that you can still feel your fingers so my answer is, of course.

Or did you mean "with someone" ?
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orange = porange = rhinoencephalitis
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Ouch.
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This orange:



or this one:

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I may have to go and lie down pretty soon... if I am absent the answer to everything will be 42.
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Jump in here any time if you're feelin the groove.
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