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    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
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    Ask the Stoned Guys... Part Duh

    cuda2k and Sixty Fiver: two guys medicated up on (legal) pain pills and are here to answer your questions and supply any advice you seek. Ask away.

    Note: Sixty Fiver has been on pain meds for a while now and I'm about to take my first dose after my second round of surgery. The fun starts once again. When asking for advice from the stoned ones, asking "how" sorts of questions are often best considered by our foggy minds. "If" type questions and others that are easy to answer with a Yes/No answer often get lost in our muddled thought process.

    Disclaimer:

    This thread is for entertainment purposes only and the Really Stoned Guys assume no liability for any injuries (especially those caused by your bookie, Italian, Russian or otherwise),death, exam failures, marital strife, or episodes of getting lucky that may stem from taking any advice from two guys who really are pretty farking stoned.

    We must stress that you should always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition.

    We did... they gave us ass kicking drugs.

    On second thought, if you get lucky, you should really buy us each a beer. (Or two... or five... after we're done with the pain meds that is. Mixing those two may result in answers that no one wants to know.)

    Sincerely... two really stoned guys.
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    While I'm still aware enough to make this edit, here's the link to the original 'round 1' thread: Ask the Stoned Guys
    Last edited by cuda2k; 02-20-08 at 02:50 PM.

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    Dear Pain Free Professor:

    How come they call it the funny bone when it hurts like all get out when you hit it?

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Dear Pain Free Professor:

    How come they call it the funny bone when it hurts like all get out when you hit it?

    Stabby McStabberson of the Stabby clan.
    Because it's funny as hell to everyone around you to nearly bend over in half in pain from something as simple as bumping one's elbow against an object. I certainly find it funny when someone does it. Not so much when I do. I probably couldn't feel it right now if I did hit my funny bone. Yeah, pretty darn sure those pain meds are already hitting my system.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    What Cuda said...

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    I had a funny bone once...she was a birthday party clown.





    That was the best 12th birthday party I've ever had...
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    Dear Medicated Masters of the Magic 8 Ball:

    How many packets of McDonalds ketchup would it take to fill one of those red squeeze bottles that ketchup comes in at cheap restaurants?

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    I had a funny bone once...she was a birthday party clown.





    That was the best 12th birthday party I've ever had...


    What did the cannibal ask his tribemate as they ate the clown?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Dear Medicated Masters of the Magic 8 Ball:

    How many packets of McDonalds ketchup would it take to fill one of those red squeeze bottles that ketchup comes in at cheap restaurants?

    McJeff
    One more than any McDonalds has on hand at any given time. Give up on the dream. Or steal a few from Wendy's before you start your attempt to find out for yourself. But one rule though, no wasting food and you'll have to eat all that ketchup yourself. Straight.

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    "Does this taste funny to you?"
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuda2k View Post
    One more than any McDonalds has on hand at any given time. Give up on the dream. Or steal a few from Wendy's before you start your attempt to find out for yourself. But one rule though, no wasting food and you'll have to eat all that ketchup yourself. Straight.
    The answer was 50.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    What you believe everything you read on the interwebs? Here's another fact about ketchup you'll no doubt enjoy: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/top_story/85

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    I prefer mayo on my fries...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    I prefer mayo on my fries...
    That is so wrong that it is wrong on levels of wrongness that have yet to be conceived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    jsharr - Tell that to the Dutch.

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    Oh Foo Masters of Pain Relief,

    Why did this need a Part Duh? Why not just bump the first?
    War: Where foolish men kill other foolish men for foolish reasons.
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    Stoned Guys - The Sequel

    We're even better and more stoned than we were the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucky53s View Post
    Oh Foo Masters of Pain Relief,

    Why did this need a Part Duh? Why not just bump the first?
    A fresh start with a fresh round of happy pills. After 15 pages of the old thread, I thought a new one was in order. Just to keep it simple.

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    Oh Gurus of Transcendental Medication,

    Why does everything have a warning label, except for really dangerous stuff like guns, barbed wire and pointed sticks?
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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucky53s View Post
    Oh Foo Masters of Pain Relief,

    Why did this need a Part Duh? Why not just bump the first?
    As your stoned overlords and masters of pain relief we have no need, and sometimes lack the ability to explain why we do anything.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Oh Gurus of Transcendental Medication,

    Why does everything have a warning label, except for really dangerous stuff like guns, barbed wire and pointed sticks?
    If I was allowed to be playing with any of those things I could go and see if they have any warning labels but until then I can only tell you about the warning labels that come on puppies, tissue, and pretty girls.

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    Man, if only I'd looked closer for the warning label on girls....*sigh*
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Dear Sir:

    should I ride after I hit the vaporizor?

    sincerely, Faded

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    Dear Stoned Guys,

    Have you ever taken Lou Reed's advice and taken a "Walk on the Wildside"?
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MIN View Post
    Dear Sir:

    should I ride after I hit the vaporizor?

    sincerely, Faded
    Absolutely. If you can see straight and don't have any stabbing pain from slipped disks or fresh incisions then RIDE. But first you have to spray paint your helmet pink. Bright Pink.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Man, if only I'd looked closer for the warning label on girls....*sigh*
    That is half the fun of looking.

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