ARGGGGGGG I did it again I go to sleep thinking that a Football game is over well it should have been and Michigan comes back and scores 31 freaking points in the 4th to beat Minny! OMG I am never ever going to miss a game again this happend to me on MNF with the Bucs too!
"Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever."
There you go- you are no true fan, cause if you were, you'd stay till the bitter end.
I want you to write me a 10,000 word report on why you should never fall asleep during your favorite football team's game. If you can do that, I will crown thee as an official fan, and as long as you don't fall asleep, everything will be cool, ok?