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Old 03-03-08, 09:39 AM   #1
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Office Pranks - 2008 edition

It is tradition at my office that when any member of the team goes on vacation, they are basically inviting some sort of prank on their office, cube, computer, etc. Especially the #2 guy there who always takes it in stride and gets a good kick out of it. Well, he went on vacation early this year...

... and we filled his office with TP.

... 32 rolles of it.

... most of that being blown in via a leaf blower.



















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Holy crap, you made a toilet-papering machine! You should market that and sell it to hoodlums.
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How is this for an office joke?

I worked with a guy who suddenly joined a gym and would not stop badgering people about the benefits of the gym and how it changed his life, bearing in mind that the people he worked with are aware of gyms.

Well, we all knew that he went to the gym after work (he told us repeatedly) and that he kept his gym bag in his car. We purchased a few gay porn magazines, opened his car with a slim-jim, and then folded the magazines into his towel so that the magazines would spill out of the towel as he removed the towel from the gym bag.

That is a good, clean prank.
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This should do it

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... huh? recycled how? Are all the TP scraps going to be in bags for the guys in your wing to use in the restroom? I'm picturing large paper bags full of TP marked "For Programmers Only"
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How is this for an office joke?

I worked with a guy who suddenly joined a gym and would not stop badgering people about the benefits of the gym and how it changed his life, bearing in mind that the people he worked with are aware of gyms.

Well, we all knew that he went to the gym after work (he told us repeatedly) and that he kept his gym bag in his car. We purchased a few gay porn magazines, opened his car with a slim-jim, and then folded the magazines into his towel so that the magazines would spill out of the towel as he removed the towel from the gym bag.

That is a good, clean prank.
When I was in college my roommates and I would break into one anothers' car and leave things. One of them left porn tucked up under another's sun visor. Of course he didn't have sun in his eyes until he was on a second date a few days later...oops.

I also had a roommate borrow my car and one of his friends left a bag of weed on my backseat. I drove around for about a week before I found it. I was not pleased.
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I was not pleased.
I wouldn't be pleased, either, if it took me a week to find it . . .
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Better yet, just make it a bag of oregano and ferns mixed together.
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