See? ^^^^ Portis is still here. What's everyone talking about?
Rule 2 is things change
Rule 3 is pie beats jerky
Rule 4 is Zomppies beat LOLcats
Rule 5 is see rule 3 then rule 1
Rule 6 is flap your arms and sqawk like a parrot if you are not getting service at the donut counter or parts counter.
Rule 7 and Rule 8 are the same as rule 9, which does not exist.