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Old 03-12-08, 09:47 PM   #1
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On the toilet for two years

Story at CNN

I don't even know where to begin....
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Old 03-12-08, 09:55 PM   #2
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A Yogic thing like sitting on top of a pole for twenty years or standing on one leg for twenty years. I suppose she was just looking for enlightenment. You just cannot make this stuff up!!
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No hemorrhoids?
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No hemorrhoids?
I think that is avoided through the use of rather exotic breathing techniques!
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Wow. That's funkified. I mean. I just thought of the hygiene issues.
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Well that puts on the Crapper to a whole different level.
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Wow. That's funkified. I mean. I just thought of the hygiene issues.

...but the bathroom is hygene central right?




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Wow. That's funkified. I mean. I just thought of the hygiene issues.

I hope there was more than one toilet in the house.

I'm wondering if this isn't really a hoax...

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Well that's what happens when you're reading Proust on the toilet.
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Well that's what happens when you're reading Proust on the toilet.
I'm still working on resolving hygiene issues. Perhaps the Proust was for wiping? Although...if you're just sitting there, do you need to wipe?

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And now, scarred for life...I leave this thread.




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Old 03-12-08, 11:03 PM   #13
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Old 03-12-08, 11:18 PM   #14
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If she had grown around the toilet, that should be a pretty good seal. Ater the first few months, it probably did not smell bad at all. I hope.
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Old 03-12-08, 11:22 PM   #15
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I'm assuming (hoping) she flushed once in a while.
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I think if you are sealed to it, flushing might hurt a bit, vacuum and all. hope I can never answer this from experience.
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She HAD to have a hemorrhoid.
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They really didn't get into how they consummated their b/f g/f relationship...
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Did the boy friend call Guiness Book of World records before they took her off ?
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"Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled."


Shouldn't be that hard to figure out.
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I was mulling that, but flushed that idea out with a bidet.

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I was mulling that, but flushed that idea out with a bidet.

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Why would you even date someone if they didn't get off the pot after a week, much less two years?!
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Well, if she's attached herself to your toilet, it might be difficult to get rid of her.
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You have to be kidding me.........where do these people come from?
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