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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    I cannot wait until later this week....

    I think you should eat a chicken-salad stuffed avocado. That is what I am having. All the cool kids are doing it
    I was leaning more towards the irony encrusted muppet droppings.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Wait...did I spell buffet wrong? Now I'm all freaking out.

    No, I'm in the clear. Phew.

    No, not trout season. I will not confirm or deny that fish is involved in any way, shape, or form. I will still take the crack, I have to pay for my U-Haul somehow.
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    Wait...did I spell buffet wrong? Now I'm all freaking out.

    No, I'm in the clear. Phew.

    No, not trout season. I will not confirm or deny that fish is involved in any way, shape, or form. I will still take the crack, I have to pay for my U-Haul somehow.
    See, I told you it was Hippo release day. The U-Haul is for carrying the beast out of the city limits where it can be safely set free into the savanahs of New York State.

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    Savannah is in Georgia. New York is no where close to Russia. Duh!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Savannah is in Georgia. New York is no where close to Russia. Duh!
    Everyone knows you can't release a Hippo in GA. He's be shot by Bubba with that 30-06 in the back of his truck as soon as you release him....then you end up with 4 tons of really pissed off Hippo. You have to release em up north where its too cold to go out shooting them.

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    I just carry a spray can of Hippo Be Gone.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    No, not trout season. I will not confirm or deny that fish is involved in any way, shape, or form. I will still take the crack, I have to pay for my U-Haul somehow.
    Well, it's okay. I know your secret. So if you were to accidentally tell it to me, it'd be okay, since I already know anyway. It's cool.

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    I just carry a spray can of Hippo Be Gone.
    AKA Eau De Jsharr?

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    I carry around x136 on a stick wearing a marble skirt. Amusing on a variety of different levels.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    You must be strong... like ox crossed with hippo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    I think Colbert had something to say about bears...

    "All God's creatures have a soul...except bears--bears are godless killing machines!"

    Bears may not have soul, but they got da funk!


    Go Bears!

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    Hippos love dancing bears.
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    Bears aren't so tough.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfH9aA3rDP8

    Of course you probably wouldn't have to fight one for a bass.

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