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    Feeding Time

    What do I want for lunch today?

    Bear in mind that I ate poorly over the week end, skipped breakfast due to oversleeping and have some really ATTROCIOUS intestinal gassiness that I think is attributable to my week end diet, which contained lots of beef jerky.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Just finished a Turkey and Bacon Pannini followed by a 1/2 banana.
    It was quite good. You should probably have a salad after your weekend though.

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    You might as well eat that delicious bass you keep trying to give away...

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    You might as well eat that delicious bass you keep trying to give away...
    But I caught if for YOU!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    My weekend diet was beer and chips. The St. Patricks Parade....

    Lotsa beer.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    skipped breakfast
    Break... fast? Is that what you call eating a meal first thing in the morning? I can't remember the last time I've done that on a weekday. HTFU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Break... fast? Is that what you call eating a meal first thing in the morning? I can't remember the last time I've done that on a weekday. HTFU.
    Go back to the road forum with your highly insightful and overly helpful posts. kthxbai.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    What do I want for lunch today?

    Bear in mind that I ate poorly over the week end, skipped breakfast due to oversleeping and have some really ATTROCIOUS intestinal gassiness that I think is attributable to my week end diet, which contained lots of beef jerky.
    Don't think eating bears will help your problem. They reportedly don't digest well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Don't think eating bears will help your problem. They reportedly don't digest well.
    Mmmm....bear claws....I love the toasted almond slivers on those. Perfect with a nice hot coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Mmmm....bear claws....I love the toasted almond slivers on those. Perfect with a nice hot coffee.
    ur not doin it rite.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    ur not doin it rite.
    never have....or at least that's what your gf told me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Don't think eating bears will help your problem. They reportedly don't digest well.
    I think Colbert had something to say about bears...




    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    never have....or at least that's what your gf told me.
    My god father died a few years back. You talk to the dead, that scares me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Go back to the road forum
    Ugh, you first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My god father died a few years back. You talk to the dead, that scares me.
    well, it is a gift.
    Here's what I see whenever I look around.



    BTW...I still recommend a salad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    You might as well eat that delicious bass you keep trying to give away...
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    But I caught if for YOU!!!!
    I cannot wait until later this week....

    I think you should eat a chicken-salad stuffed avocado. That is what I am having. All the cool kids are doing it
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Wait, what happens later this week?

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Wait, what happens later this week?
    AMAZING THINGS of which I am UNABLE TO SPEAK OF.

    /explode
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    I cannot wait until later this week....
    Bass season opens?

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    I think you should eat a chicken-salad stuffed avocado. That is what I am having. All the cool kids are doing it
    That must be why they kicked me out of the, uh, chicken-salad stuffed avocado... store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    AMAZING THINGS of which I am UNABLE TO SPEAK OF.

    /explode
    Ahh, definitely bass season.

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    There's only 2 things that make my head explode and bass fishing season isn't one of them...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    AMAZING THINGS of which I am UNABLE TO SPEAK OF.

    /explode
    Hippo release day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Ahh, definitely bass season.
    No, even better. Oh my god. I am the worst secret-keeper ever. But I will not crack.

    Also, you got kicked out because it's a chicken-salad stuffed avocado buffet, NOT a store. Jeez. Have some class.
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    No, even better.
    ...Trout?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    Oh my god. I am the worst secret-keeper ever. But I will not crack.
    I'll give you more craa-aaack![/QUOTE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    No, even better. Oh my god. I am the worst secret-keeper ever. But I will not crack.

    Also, you got kicked out because it's a chicken-salad stuffed avocado buffet, NOT a store. Jeez. Have some class.
    really he, did not get kicked out, he was buffeted!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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