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    Immoderator KrisPistofferson's Avatar
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    Dumbest **** You Own

    The movie novelization of Hooper, mother-effers.
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    I'll trade you one "Buns of Steel" for your "Hooper".

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    K2ProFlex baby! ilikebikes's Avatar
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    A huge framed portrait of Kramer. Ive since given it to my oldest daughter who loves it very much!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    A huge framed portrait of Kramer. Ive since given it to my oldest daughter who loves it very much!
    Nice, very nice .

    Let me see, we have a very nice, unused snake trap.

    Would anyone like it?

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I guess that the dumbest thing I own would be me. Anyone wanna trade?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
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    Actually since I moved - and moved quickly out of a space I've occupied for 22 years, hence - 22 years of "stuff", I got rid of a ton of useless stuff.

    So ... I have no "stuff"

    However, give me a couple more holidays and I'm sure my Mother will have foisted some new "stuff" onto me ...

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    I own a bugle. DON'T ASK!!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Bikeforums account with 24/7 Foo access.

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    An Honest to God 60's Era Civil Defense Geiger Counter,Yes the kind you see in old movies that make that crackling noise...



    Just like the one above,It was given to us as a Xmas gift by one of our "nuttier" relatives

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    A $500 home Pilate's machine

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    Senior Member Crono's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Figment View Post
    An Honest to God 60's Era Civil Defense Geiger Counter,Yes the kind you see in old movies that make that crackling noise...



    Just like the one above,It was given to us as a Xmas gift by one of our "nuttier" relatives
    What are you talking about? That's effin' rad!

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    If this is real, it will be hard to beat. Maybe I need to post my fur coat. (but it's functional! So warm!)


    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    A huge framed portrait of Kramer. Ive since given it to my oldest daughter who loves it very much!

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    The dumbest thing I own?

    A functional TRS-80!
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Dances With Cars TRaffic Jammer's Avatar
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    Tom... that's sweet.
    If you ever kill it, the gold in the circuits is worth extracting. The old machines manufacturing used gold threading over ten times as thick as what is used now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    The dumbest thing I own?

    A functional TRS-80!
    Perhaps you could offer it up as a backup server in case of another meltdown?

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    A television set.

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    A cane-sword I picked up for $20. It rattles when carried, has no bottom (so pretty much its a sword in a screw-on aluminum pipe), and is made from some low grade Chinese stainless steel. It sits right by a cane-sword that was hand-forged in Texas out of a very high grade of carbon steel, no rattles, and is decently sharp (any sharper, it the edge would wear too much.) However, the second cane-sword was a lot more expensive, but its definitely worth it.

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    An antique, hand-powered electro therapy device.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Figment View Post
    An Honest to God 60's Era Civil Defense Geiger Counter,Yes the kind you see in old movies that make that crackling noise...



    Just like the one above,It was given to us as a Xmas gift by one of our "nuttier" relatives
    ^^ I want that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by v1k1ng1001 View Post
    ^^ I want that!
    They were all over eBay a few years ago. Might still be. They went for around $50, as I recall.

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    2 cans of M*A*S*H beer - Full!

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Roomba.. that things the worst 50 bucks I ever spent.. (I got it second hand.. still)

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    i refuse to answer this question.

    No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use without just compensation.

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    Oh, look! It's a copy of Arsenio Hall's "Chunky A" album!!!





    I didn't actually buy that, did I? Why can't I remember???

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    A betta fish. It's pretty darn stupid. Proof? It watches TV and does nothing else when someone turns the set on. It even ignores food if I put it in the bowl while the TV is on. Oh, and it also tries to attack the little decorative fish hanging from the decorative fisherman's rod.
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