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Old 03-20-08, 12:24 PM   #1
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Dumbest **** You Own

The movie novelization of Hooper, mother-effers.
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Old 03-20-08, 01:19 PM   #2
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I'll trade you one "Buns of Steel" for your "Hooper".
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Old 03-20-08, 01:25 PM   #3
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A huge framed portrait of Kramer. Ive since given it to my oldest daughter who loves it very much!
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A huge framed portrait of Kramer. Ive since given it to my oldest daughter who loves it very much!
Nice, very nice .

Let me see, we have a very nice, unused snake trap.

Would anyone like it?

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I guess that the dumbest thing I own would be me. Anyone wanna trade?
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Old 03-20-08, 01:32 PM   #6
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Actually since I moved - and moved quickly out of a space I've occupied for 22 years, hence - 22 years of "stuff", I got rid of a ton of useless stuff.

So ... I have no "stuff"

However, give me a couple more holidays and I'm sure my Mother will have foisted some new "stuff" onto me ...
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An Honest to God 60's Era Civil Defense Geiger Counter,Yes the kind you see in old movies that make that crackling noise...



Just like the one above,It was given to us as a Xmas gift by one of our "nuttier" relatives
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Old 03-20-08, 02:23 PM   #10
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An Honest to God 60's Era Civil Defense Geiger Counter,Yes the kind you see in old movies that make that crackling noise...



Just like the one above,It was given to us as a Xmas gift by one of our "nuttier" relatives
What are you talking about? That's effin' rad!
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If this is real, it will be hard to beat. Maybe I need to post my fur coat. (but it's functional! So warm!)


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Old 03-20-08, 02:44 PM   #13
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The dumbest thing I own?

A functional TRS-80!
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Old 03-20-08, 02:48 PM   #14
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Tom... that's sweet.
If you ever kill it, the gold in the circuits is worth extracting. The old machines manufacturing used gold threading over ten times as thick as what is used now.
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Old 03-20-08, 03:07 PM   #15
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A functional TRS-80!
Perhaps you could offer it up as a backup server in case of another meltdown?

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Old 03-20-08, 03:31 PM   #17
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A cane-sword I picked up for $20. It rattles when carried, has no bottom (so pretty much its a sword in a screw-on aluminum pipe), and is made from some low grade Chinese stainless steel. It sits right by a cane-sword that was hand-forged in Texas out of a very high grade of carbon steel, no rattles, and is decently sharp (any sharper, it the edge would wear too much.) However, the second cane-sword was a lot more expensive, but its definitely worth it.
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Old 03-20-08, 03:41 PM   #18
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Old 03-20-08, 03:51 PM   #19
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An Honest to God 60's Era Civil Defense Geiger Counter,Yes the kind you see in old movies that make that crackling noise...



Just like the one above,It was given to us as a Xmas gift by one of our "nuttier" relatives
^^ I want that!
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They were all over eBay a few years ago. Might still be. They went for around $50, as I recall.
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Old 03-20-08, 04:57 PM   #22
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Roomba.. that things the worst 50 bucks I ever spent.. (I got it second hand.. still)
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Oh, look! It's a copy of Arsenio Hall's "Chunky A" album!!!





I didn't actually buy that, did I? Why can't I remember???
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A betta fish. It's pretty darn stupid. Proof? It watches TV and does nothing else when someone turns the set on. It even ignores food if I put it in the bowl while the TV is on. Oh, and it also tries to attack the little decorative fish hanging from the decorative fisherman's rod.
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