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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    100 ways to get dirty looks.

    1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

    Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

    Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that.
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    2. burp around women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

    Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

    Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that.
    Uhhmmmm..........actually you are an American Woman.......
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Step out the back, Jack.
    Make a new plan, Stan.
    No need to be coy, Roy.

    Wait, I think I'm confused, here.

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Complain and moan about children in a maternity store.

    Walk up to some one in bar ->insert cheezy pick up line with some sexual innuendo<-

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    Pass odiferous gas in a crowded elevator!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Good Night Road Bike
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    Good night all you Foosters
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Uhhmmmm..........actually you are an American Woman.......
    They don't know that. I don't look fresh off the boat, that's for sure but I do look Asian.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Dang! You got the gas passing! Ah well!I'll still use my version Passing gas in the gym while pushing 500 pounds on the leg press
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    They don't know that. I don't look fresh off the boat, that's for sure but I do look Asian.
    Okay! Hit them with your best southern belle accent and give them a wink! Don't ya just love shocking old ladies!!!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Now I lay me down to sleep
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    Good Night Road Bike
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    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    Dang! You got the gas passing! Ah well!I'll still use my version Passing gas in the gym while pushing 500 pounds on the leg press
    Tom, the 90 decibel passing of gas that sounds like a machine gun?
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Lullaby Of Foo

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    Keep my bike safe from the bicycle thief
    Keep my tootsies toasty warm
    keep my carbon from any harm

    Good Night Road Bike
    Good Night Moutain Bike
    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    dress like me

    To church. :O

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    Wear tights to a group Pilates class and stuff a couple of socks down the front. Works for men and women.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    wipe food on your clothes around women.

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    Tell a CEQA planner that they actually are just justifying
    environmental destruction, not stopping it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Pass odiferous gas in a crowded elevator!
    And immediately say "Was that me?"
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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    If you have a friend over at your parent's house, and let's say your friends name is Bob. In front of everyone, say "Mom, Bob said you're fat."
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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    fart around women.

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    Put fingerprints all over Siu's Moots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bdaisies View Post
    dress like me

    To church. :O
    nice!

    I love the looks I get from prissy old ladies as I read my copy of Maxim on the plane

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    Rent a yellow Hummer in Maui, and park it anywhere you want all over Lahaina (not me)


    Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches
    oh...we gotta talk, my neighborhood! they drive $100,000 cars way too slow
    from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottmorrison99 View Post
    Put fingerprints all over Siu's Moots.
    Oh, but it's fun!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Wear tights to a group Pilates class and stuff a couple of socks down the front. Works for men and women.
    It works even better if you stuff them down the back.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

    Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

    Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that.
    What do old Asian ladies have against the Westminster system?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbcb View Post
    What do old Asian ladies have against the Westminster system?
    No more Tony Blair! They liked him a lot but now that he's gone it's no longer acceptable.

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