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Old 03-21-08, 10:58 PM   #1
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100 ways to get dirty looks.

1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that.
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Old 03-21-08, 11:03 PM   #3
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1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that.
Uhhmmmm..........actually you are an American Woman.......
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Pass odiferous gas in a crowded elevator!
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Uhhmmmm..........actually you are an American Woman.......
They don't know that. I don't look fresh off the boat, that's for sure but I do look Asian.
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Dang! You got the gas passing! Ah well!I'll still use my version Passing gas in the gym while pushing 500 pounds on the leg press
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They don't know that. I don't look fresh off the boat, that's for sure but I do look Asian.
Okay! Hit them with your best southern belle accent and give them a wink! Don't ya just love shocking old ladies!!!
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Dang! You got the gas passing! Ah well!I'll still use my version Passing gas in the gym while pushing 500 pounds on the leg press
Tom, the 90 decibel passing of gas that sounds like a machine gun?
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1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.

Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.

Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that.
What do old Asian ladies have against the Westminster system?
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What do old Asian ladies have against the Westminster system?
No more Tony Blair! They liked him a lot but now that he's gone it's no longer acceptable.
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