1. Go into an Asian shopping complex, drive into the parking lot filled with BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, etc and circle around in your loud American truck while having Parliament blasting on the stereo.
Watch the old Asian ladies stare and give you looks that penetrate the soul.
Dang. I forgot. That was not only unladylike but even worse (in Asian culture) for an ASIAN woman to do that.