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    Quote Originally Posted by DnvrFox
    Antone who wants the TRUE DOPE on underwear must send me a private mail.
    DnvrFox is the devil. Shun him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Gardner
    Yep, under my padded bike shorts. I take it you donít ride in sub-zero weather often? Lets just say frozen sweat hurts a lot more then any chafing you may experience.
    You're going about this wrong, Joe. The Underwear Nazi has ridden in temperatures of -20F with howling winds and swirling snows. Put on a lightweight pair of padded shorts for your base layer. Wear tights, longhandles and windpants over them, in that order. Your sweat won't freeze and you will not chafe.

    Remember: No underwear under bike shorts for any reason, ever. No excuses.

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    Bah, then you have no way to move your lower body. I'll stick to wearing my sweat wicking base layer, shorts, and then tights.

    Maybe this year I'll buy some new (real) winter tights, and forgo the undies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    DnvrFox is the devil. Shun him.

    Underwear Nazi
    Get thee behind me, DnvrFox!
    Sticks and stones . . . .

    But words will never hurt me.

    Name calling shows the true desperate and destructive nature of the ENEMY!!


    For the TRUE info you must send a private mail.

    Already, dozens have written me to get the inside dope.

    Their names are held in complete secrecy. They are members of the secret society UIB.

    I stand and willingly represent them as their stalwart defender against the forces of evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngateguy
    And yes I think we should all be walking around, and ridding nekkid
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    Quote Originally Posted by bac
    Gotta go commando. Once you do it, you'll never go back.

    Just try it - you'll like it!
    I'll second that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MKRG
    Lies! Fascist Nazi LIES!!! If you weren't supposed to wear underwear why would they make these?
    I guess I'm not supposed to wear them because I don't look like that. My waistline is a little, er, ah, fuller.
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    Oh My God.......did The Forces Of Evil (aka Denver Fox) Get The Underwear Nazi?????
    Where Is A.troll??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by DnvrFox
    For the TRUE info you must send a private mail.

    Already, dozens have written me to get the inside dope.

    Their names are held in complete secrecy. They are members of the secret society UIB.
    Satan works his evil deeds in secret. Do not be seduced. The righteous live in eternal light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    Oh, I get it. It's "Let's Make Fun of the Underwear Nazi Day" and nobody told me. That's OK. I can take a joke. I would even stop to laugh if I weren't so busy dealing with real issues like...
    Like the fact that you don't wear any, and don't get any.

    Or the fact that you indeed hang loose not because of benefits but because of some weird green infection that the doctor shrunk back in horror about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    Like the fact that you don't wear any, and don't get any.

    Or the fact that you indeed hang loose not because of benefits but because of some weird green infection that the doctor shrunk back in horror about.


    (Edit, put in smiley)
    You see what underwear does? Not only does it chafe and cause saddle sores, but it cuts off the bloodflow to the brain and makes a person mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    You see what underwear does? Not only does it chafe and cause saddle sores, but it cuts off the bloodflow to the brain and makes a person mean.

    Underwear Nazi
    Lose the whitey-tighties, Bill
    My name's William. Where do you get Bill from?

    And you don't know what I wear and don't.

    And perhaps I'm seen as mean to you, but at least I'm not trying to force people into a certain clothing style.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    Satan works his evil deeds in secret. Do not be seduced. The righteous live in eternal light.

    Underwear Nazi
    John 3:19-21
    Ye shall know the TRUTH and the TRUTH shall make you FREE!!

    (John 8:31, 32);

    You will find the truth in a private mail to me!
    Last edited by DnvrFox; 10-30-03 at 03:23 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnvrFox
    Ye shall know the TRUTH and the TRUTH shall make you FREE!!

    (John 8:31, 32);

    You will find the truth in a private mail to me!
    The devil can quote Scripture for his own purposes.

    Matthew 4:3, 6

    Do not be deceived. Reject the evil one and his sweet sounding lies.

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    I will be more than happy to provide anyone with the TRUTH when it comes to undies under your bicycle shorts. I will not scare you with false myths and legends that are being perpetuated by some on this forum PM me and I will tell you the real truth. Do not be deceived by false prophets coming across as friendly bikers in thin air (remember thin air may affect the thinking process of the average man )

    I really like these threads on undies
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    P.S. I am not the underwear Nazi in disguise. Though I do follow many of his teachings I am not as legalistic as he is when it comes to undie wearing.
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    Watch out for DnvrFox U N. He's got underwear older than you that can drive a car better than any other pair of similar age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    My name's William. Where do you get Bill from?

    And you don't know what I wear and don't.

    And perhaps I'm seen as mean to you, but at least I'm not trying to force people into a certain clothing style.
    So you are getting a little pissed off here it seems, in a thread that was light and funny. Chill, dude. No one cares what you wear. This was fun until you started taking it personally. It sounds like you might be the one who has not been "getting any".

    I'd rather be riding my bike!

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    As all threads seem inevitably destined, this one is rapidly degenerating.

    So, all you non-underwear users, this is your very last chance to see the light.

    Join me and hundreds more who have happy bottoms. Private mail me to become a certified member of the UIB club, a very non-profit organization dedicated to REAL bottom serenity.

    I must leave you now.

    I have a "smile" on my "face." Do you?

    Have fun.
    Last edited by DnvrFox; 10-31-03 at 07:45 AM.
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    DENVER FOX, SHAKE LOOSE THE BONDS OF UNDERWEAR AND CRY....FREEDOM.

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    [QUOTE=DnvrFox
    I have a "smile" on my "face." Do you?

    Have fun.[/QUOTE]

    Bicycle smile?
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    Back on topic ;-)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mayonnaise
    You're late for work when you discover you've got no clean underwear but there's a clean pair of your wife/girlfriend's right there in the drawer. What do you do?
    Why wait for this point to try it??? My wife likes it if I wears hers Try it- You might like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayonnaise
    You're late for work when you discover you've got no clean underwear but there's a clean pair of your wife/girlfriend's right there in the drawer. What do you do?
    I am shocked that not one of you has come up with the obvious answer, which is:

    Call in sick, and go for a bike ride! Without underwear! Or with dirty underwear. Any ride, with or without, is better than work, no? Unless you are professional bicyclist. . .

    Jeeze, you guys are slow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by foehn
    I am shocked that not one of you has come up with the obvious answer, which is:

    Call in sick, and go for a bike ride! Without underwear! Or with dirty underwear. Any ride, with or without, is better than work, no? Unless you are professional bicyclist. . .

    Jeeze, you guys are slow!
    No we are not on the first page of the thread there are 2 posts regarding calling in sick
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngateguy
    No we are not on the first page of the thread there are 2 posts regarding calling in sick
    Yeah, but if yer gonna call in sick because of not having clean underwear, ya better put the time to good use by riding yer bike!

    Isn't it a given: no clean underwear for work, call in sick and ride?

    WAIT! Why does anyone [/I]need[I] clean underwear for work? Is something going on here that I'd like to know about? Besides taking a shower, I mean. . .


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    I never tire of this topic..................
    Oh to be just a little bit faster....

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