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    You're late for work when you discover you've got no clean underwear but there's a clean pair of your wife/girlfriend's right there in the drawer. What do you do?

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    This sounds like a question for the underwear nazi. My amateur opinion is that you rough it and go commando.

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    I would say wear the dirty underwear..

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    Call in sick.
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    wear it dirty, but inside out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by djbowen1
    wear it dirty, but inside out!
    Great idea! And it'll still have two wearings left: back-to-front, and back-to-front-inside-out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayonnaise
    You're late for work when you discover you've got no clean underwear but there's a clean pair of your wife/girlfriend's right there in the drawer. What do you do?
    Dirty those so that someone has to do laundry.
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    Gotta go commando. Once you do it, you'll never go back. I've been in commando mode for the last several years. Freedom!!!!!

    Just try it - you'll like it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bac
    Gotta go commando. Once you do it, you'll never go back. I've been in commando mode for the last several years. Freedom!!!!!

    Just try it - you'll like it!
    So what you are trying to say is...

    "No underwear under ANYTHING!! EVER!! Got it? Good!!"

    Sometimes you just let the rabbits run, but sometimes you gotta let the dogs run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChipRGW
    So what you are trying to say is...

    "No underwear under ANYTHING!! EVER!! Got it? Good!!"

    It will set you free!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bac
    I've been in commando mode for the last several years. Freedom!!!!!
    It's a good thing men don't wear skirts.
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    where Is The Underwear Nazi?????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by danka24
    Call in sick.
    And seeing you don't wear undies under your lycra take a long ride
    Matthew 6

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayonnaise
    You're late for work when you discover you've got no clean underwear but there's a clean pair of your wife/girlfriend's right there in the drawer. What do you do?
    Mayonnaise:

    Your question makes no sense. I don't have any underwear in my drawer.

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    Come to think of it, I don't have a wife or girlfriend either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    Mayonnaise:

    Your question makes no sense. I don't have any underwear in my drawer.

    Underwear Nazi
    Come to think of it, I don't have a wife or girlfriend either.

    maybe if you buy some, you might get one (or should I say some )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    Come to think of it, I don't have a wife or girlfriend either.
    Perhaps you have a boyfriend then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngateguy
    maybe if you buy some, you might get one (or should I say some )
    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    Perhaps you have a boyfriend then.

    I don't have time for entangling relationships. I am too busy trying to save your asses from the evils of underwear.

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    Doesn't have a boyfriend either. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    I don't have time for entangling relationships.
    So your monosexual then?
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    Hey come on, I think I understand, the Underwear Nazi just IS.

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    Lies! Fascist Nazi LIES!!! If you weren't supposed to wear underwear why would they make these?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MKRG
    Lies! Fascist Nazi LIES!!! If you weren't supposed to wear underwear why would they make these?
    It is simple, the scum sucking corparate giants want to suck as much money as possible out of your wallet by using marketing scams to make you think you need something you don't .

    Besides if God really want us to wear underwear he would of had us born with it. And yes I think we should all be walking around, and ridding nekkid the only reason I don't is I don't want to get arrested but they can't make me wear undies no way, it's my constitutional right not to!

    Also if you can't spell it don't wear them
    Matthew 6

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    Quote Originally Posted by MKRG
    Lies! Fascist Nazi LIES!!! If you weren't supposed to wear underwear why would they make these?
    Is it me, or is that image photoshoped? I own some coolmax briefs for winder riding. Great base layer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    So your monosexual then?
    Oh, I get it. It's "Let's Make Fun of the Underwear Nazi Day" and nobody told me. That's OK. I can take a joke. I would even stop to laugh if I weren't so busy dealing with real issues like...

    Quote Originally Posted by MKRG
    Lies! Fascist Nazi LIES!!! If you weren't supposed to wear underwear why would they make these?
    And if you weren't supposed to inhale carcinogens and poisons, why would they make cigarettes?

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Gardner
    I own some coolmax briefs for winder riding. Great base layer.
    Not under padded bike shorts, I hope. Say it ain't true, Joe.

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    Antone who wants the TRUE DOPE on underwear must send me a private mail.

    This information is so valuable and so secret that I refuse to share it with all you scummies on this open forum.

    Only the selected few will have the benefit of my extensive under knowledge.

    Underwear Nazi, you do NOT qualify for my private information. Sorry. Don't even TRY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    Not under padded bike shorts, I hope. Say it ain't true, Joe.
    Yep, under my padded bike shorts. I take it you don’t ride in sub-zero weather often? Lets just say frozen sweat hurts a lot more then any chafing you may experience.

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