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    So who is the underwear nazi?

    We know that it's a double user.

    So, let's do this. Post here if you're not the Under Wear Nazi. But by doing so, you certify on your honor that you're not UWN. And, after time, we'll find out who exactly this commie underground backwoods street justice advocate is..
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    Well, it's not me!

    How do you know it's a double user? Maybe you're the Underwear Nazi, you never said you weren't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisk
    Well, it's not me!

    How do you know it's a double user? Maybe you're the Underwear Nazi, you never said you weren't!
    It's not me. I am not the Underwear Nazi.
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    They seek him here.
    They seek him there.
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
    Is he in heaven?
    Is he in hell?
    That damned elusive Pimpernel.

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Assuming that I am a double-user with a secret identity,why wouldn't my alter-ego just post a denial on this thread?

    Good luck with your witch hunt!

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    Sparticus would have said "I am the Underwear Nazi"!

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    hahaha!..its not me, but he knows his under garment

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    We know that it's a double user.

    So, let's do this. Post here if you're not the Under Wear Nazi. But by doing so, you certify on your honor that you're not UWN. And, after time, we'll find out who exactly this commie underground backwoods street justice advocate is..
    I'm not the Underwear Nazi, but goddamit he's right. Anyone who wears anything under bike shorts is defective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    They seek him here.
    They seek him there.
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
    Is he in heaven?
    Is he in hell?
    That damned elusive Pimpernel.

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Assuming that I am a double-user with a secret identity,why wouldn't my alter-ego just post a denial on this thread?

    Good luck with your witch hunt!

    Underwear Nazi
    a.k.a. Clark Kent
    You just negated yourself. You can't post here unless you're not the underwear Nazi. I'm emailing the moderators now. Your Dr Suess banter won't work. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by georgesnatcher
    Sparticus would have said "I am the Underwear Nazi"!
    So you are the UWN then? As you didn't deny it.
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    It ain't me babe, no no no it ain't me babe
    it ain't me your looking for babe . . .

    (thank you mr dylan).

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    It's certainly not me... is it?
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    I think it's William Karsten
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gojohnnygo.
    I think it's William Karsten
    Good thing my real name is William Karstens then!
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    I thought A.Troll was UWN's alter-ego.
    Or is UWN A.Troll's alter-ego?

    I like both of their philosophies though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RonH
    I thought A.Troll was UWN's alter-ego.
    Or is UWN A.Troll's alter-ego?

    I like both of their philosophies though.
    Bike Nekkid.
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    I got beat up once for suggesting one of them was Ms. Vicki. Even though the posting times matched.


    We should bug the moderator to do IP checks!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    Good thing my real name is William Karstens then!
    Just having some fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gojohnnygo.
    Just having some fun.
    I'm all about fun.. (the point of this thread.. ferret out UWN and have fun doing it.)...

    IP check!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    You just negated yourself. You can't post here unless you're not the underwear Nazi. I'm emailing the moderators now. Your Dr Suess banter won't work. Thanks.
    You have mistaken Baron Orczy for Doctor Seuss.

    Dr. Seuss would have said something more like:

    You may wear your underwear
    Under here and under there
    You may wear it anywhere
    Yes, you may wear your underwear.

    You may wear it in a house.
    You may wear it with a mouse.
    You may wear it in a box.
    Wear it just like DnvrFox.

    You may wear it on your head.
    You may wear it in your bed.
    You may wear it in a plane.
    You may wear it on a train;
    But it won't be to your liking
    If you wear it while you're biking.

    Let me make this very plain,
    Underwear will cause you pain.
    It will chafe and it will bind
    It will make you lose your mind
    You'll get sores on your behind
    Hairy palms and you'll go blind.
    This, I'm sure, is what you'll find
    If you wear your underwear
    Under bike shorts anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    You have mistaken Baron Orczy for Doctor Seuss.

    Dr. Seuss would have said something more like:

    You may wear your underwear
    Under here and under there
    You may wear it anywhere
    Yes, you may wear your underwear.

    You may wear it in a house.
    You may wear it with a mouse.
    You may wear it in a box.
    Wear it just like DnvrFox.

    You may wear it on your head.
    You may wear it in your bed.
    You may wear it in a plane.
    You may wear it on a train;
    But it won't be to your liking
    If you wear it while you're biking.

    Let me make this very plain,
    Underwear will cause you pain.
    It will chafe and it will bind
    It will make you lose your mind
    You'll get sores on your behind
    Hairy palms and you'll go blind.
    This, I'm sure, is what you'll find
    If you wear your underwear
    Under bike shorts anywhere.

    Underwear Nazi
    For ages 3 and up

    VERY creative, boyfriend!!

    And RonH, I am disappointed in you! A.troll is not ANYONE'S alter-ego!! Sheesh! (And no one is mine, as far as I know!)

    Now GO RIDE NEKKID ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!

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    I think that everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE COMMANDO WAY could be the Underwear Nazi!

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgesnatcher
    I think that everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE COMMANDO WAY could be the Underwear Nazi!

    Underwear Nazi, George needs to be your second in command!

    Gimme a smooch, Georgie. And then go ride nekkid!
    So many men....so little time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    We should bug the moderator to do IP checks!!!!!!!
    What makes you think we don't? he says with a conspiritorial grin!

    (and no I really don't know who UWN is).

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    I can neither confirm nor deny .... well actually .... I can deny. It's not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    Hi, I'm the underwear nazi
    i look for skid marks like hungry paparazzi
    it's not that I care what you wear
    i'm jealous because I have too little pubic hair
    i'll go on tell you to wear none
    because looking at freeballers is so much fun
    i am ambigous, not gay nor strait
    i have a fetish, and walk with a wierd gait
    post lots of internet drivel
    with the hopes of making your organ shrivel
    i'm wierd but i've garnered support
    even though, i'm a few bearings short
    underwear nazi that is my name
    controling your genitalia is my game...


    See? SEE?

    This is why we need to find out who this freak is!!

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    Why in the world would it matter who the Underwear Nazi is? I enjoy reading his posts..it is highly entertaining. So who CARES who it is?

    Thanks, Underwear Nazi. You just keep looking out for my ass!

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