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Old 10-30-03, 12:25 PM   #1
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So who is the underwear nazi?

We know that it's a double user.

So, let's do this. Post here if you're not the Under Wear Nazi. But by doing so, you certify on your honor that you're not UWN. And, after time, we'll find out who exactly this commie underground backwoods street justice advocate is..
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Well, it's not me!

How do you know it's a double user? Maybe you're the Underwear Nazi, you never said you weren't!
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Well, it's not me!

How do you know it's a double user? Maybe you're the Underwear Nazi, you never said you weren't!
It's not me. I am not the Underwear Nazi.
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They seek him here.
They seek him there.
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Assuming that I am a double-user with a secret identity,why wouldn't my alter-ego just post a denial on this thread?

Good luck with your witch hunt!

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Sparticus would have said "I am the Underwear Nazi"!
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hahaha!..its not me, but he knows his under garment
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We know that it's a double user.

So, let's do this. Post here if you're not the Under Wear Nazi. But by doing so, you certify on your honor that you're not UWN. And, after time, we'll find out who exactly this commie underground backwoods street justice advocate is..
I'm not the Underwear Nazi, but goddamit he's right. Anyone who wears anything under bike shorts is defective.
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They seek him here.
They seek him there.
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Assuming that I am a double-user with a secret identity,why wouldn't my alter-ego just post a denial on this thread?

Good luck with your witch hunt!

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You just negated yourself. You can't post here unless you're not the underwear Nazi. I'm emailing the moderators now. Your Dr Suess banter won't work. Thanks.
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Old 10-30-03, 01:18 PM   #9
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Sparticus would have said "I am the Underwear Nazi"!
So you are the UWN then? As you didn't deny it.
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It's certainly not me... is it?
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I think it's William Karsten
Good thing my real name is William Karstens then!
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I thought A.Troll was UWN's alter-ego.
Or is UWN A.Troll's alter-ego?

I like both of their philosophies though.
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I thought A.Troll was UWN's alter-ego.
Or is UWN A.Troll's alter-ego?

I like both of their philosophies though.
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I got beat up once for suggesting one of them was Ms. Vicki. Even though the posting times matched.


We should bug the moderator to do IP checks!!!!!!!
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Good thing my real name is William Karstens then!
Just having some fun.
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Old 10-30-03, 03:00 PM   #17
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Just having some fun.
I'm all about fun.. (the point of this thread.. ferret out UWN and have fun doing it.)...

IP check!!!
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You just negated yourself. You can't post here unless you're not the underwear Nazi. I'm emailing the moderators now. Your Dr Suess banter won't work. Thanks.
You have mistaken Baron Orczy for Doctor Seuss.

Dr. Seuss would have said something more like:

You may wear your underwear
Under here and under there
You may wear it anywhere
Yes, you may wear your underwear.

You may wear it in a house.
You may wear it with a mouse.
You may wear it in a box.
Wear it just like DnvrFox.

You may wear it on your head.
You may wear it in your bed.
You may wear it in a plane.
You may wear it on a train;
But it won't be to your liking
If you wear it while you're biking.

Let me make this very plain,
Underwear will cause you pain.
It will chafe and it will bind
It will make you lose your mind
You'll get sores on your behind
Hairy palms and you'll go blind.
This, I'm sure, is what you'll find
If you wear your underwear
Under bike shorts anywhere.

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Old 10-30-03, 03:25 PM   #19
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You have mistaken Baron Orczy for Doctor Seuss.

Dr. Seuss would have said something more like:

You may wear your underwear
Under here and under there
You may wear it anywhere
Yes, you may wear your underwear.

You may wear it in a house.
You may wear it with a mouse.
You may wear it in a box.
Wear it just like DnvrFox.

You may wear it on your head.
You may wear it in your bed.
You may wear it in a plane.
You may wear it on a train;
But it won't be to your liking
If you wear it while you're biking.

Let me make this very plain,
Underwear will cause you pain.
It will chafe and it will bind
It will make you lose your mind
You'll get sores on your behind
Hairy palms and you'll go blind.
This, I'm sure, is what you'll find
If you wear your underwear
Under bike shorts anywhere.

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For ages 3 and up

VERY creative, boyfriend!!

And RonH, I am disappointed in you! A.troll is not ANYONE'S alter-ego!! Sheesh! (And no one is mine, as far as I know!)

Now GO RIDE NEKKID ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!

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I think that everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE COMMANDO WAY could be the Underwear Nazi!
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I think that everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE COMMANDO WAY could be the Underwear Nazi!

Underwear Nazi, George needs to be your second in command!

Gimme a smooch, Georgie. And then go ride nekkid!
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We should bug the moderator to do IP checks!!!!!!!
What makes you think we don't? he says with a conspiritorial grin!

(and no I really don't know who UWN is).

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I can neither confirm nor deny .... well actually .... I can deny. It's not me.
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Hi, I'm the underwear nazi
i look for skid marks like hungry paparazzi
it's not that I care what you wear
i'm jealous because I have too little pubic hair
i'll go on tell you to wear none
because looking at freeballers is so much fun
i am ambigous, not gay nor strait
i have a fetish, and walk with a wierd gait
post lots of internet drivel
with the hopes of making your organ shrivel
i'm wierd but i've garnered support
even though, i'm a few bearings short
underwear nazi that is my name
controling your genitalia is my game...


See? SEE?

This is why we need to find out who this freak is!!

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Why in the world would it matter who the Underwear Nazi is? I enjoy reading his posts..it is highly entertaining. So who CARES who it is?

Thanks, Underwear Nazi. You just keep looking out for my ass!

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