We had our first date on Thursday morning (I guess she's an early riser) and I found out immediately that she's not much for small talk and likes to get right down to business.
She also has a mean streak and despite being pretty petite she proceeded to beat the ever loving crap out of me and forced me into some really un-natural positions... by the time she was done I couldn't feel my legs.
And some of you are already thinking this sounds like a good thing...
I didn't see her over the long weekend as I really needed the time to get the feeling back in my extremities but saw her again this morning and again, she wanted to put me in un-natural positions... it's a good thing I'm pretty flexible and have some great stamina for an old guy.
Because the beating wasn't good enough she then decided to stick a bunch of needles in me and I feel rather guilty in admitting this... I actually liked it.
We'll be doing this all over again tomorrow and I figure that we're gonna have to break up in about three weeks... as that is when the physiotherapy and rehabilitation is supposed to finish.
I am so gonna need painkillers as we're just getting warmed up.
At least they let me ride the trainer...