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  • machete

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  • chainsaw

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  • Motorcycle

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  • Bicycle

    10 15.63%
  • Ability to act like a zombie

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    如果你能讀了這個你講中文 genericbikedude's Avatar
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    What is the most important tool for surviving a zombie holocaust?

    I've been thinking about this a lot and could use your collective input.

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    I've got a Jeep and tons of hardware and weaponry knowledge. I am fully capable of traveling to the middle of Montana, setting up camp and riding it out.

    This is also my plan if McCain wins the election.
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    hahaha! its funny because bikeforums won't sink your thread.

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    reality

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    my strategy revolves mostly around reporting your crap threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sp00ki View Post
    my strategy revolves mostly around reporting your crap threads.
    And how exactly is that going to keep the zombies away? You need to put a little more thought into this or you're going to be lunch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jacquie Phelan
    Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm.

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    i dunno sp00ki, killcrushdestroy is blowin' you away in terms of snarkiness here.

    you can do betterrrrr.

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    dude. I've always been thinking about that. I'd probably go to the nearest WALMART or something, and pick-up/steal anything that I see useful. maybe stay there until I run out of supplies or it gets raided by zombies. personally it'd be fun.

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    For real. Like, how do you react to the initial outbreak? Do you run to the hills right away, or wait for the chaos to subside before trying to sneak out?

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    My zombie holocaust survival strategy involves waking up and remembering not to eat chili before bedtime.

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    What is the most important tool for surviving a zombie holocaust?

    I'm trying to plan ahead

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    canned food.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jacquie Phelan
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    If zombies attack, i am gonna head to SSFG land. All the zombies will get moved to Foo and I will be safe.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    My plan is to feed Jsharr and X to the Zombies. That should keep them busy while I make an escape.

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    I've heard ill tempered sea bass make for a great defence against zombies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonechilling View Post
    Road [racing] is one of the only sports where adult men can compete in a non-scholastic setting, so inevitably 8/10 racers are fiercely-competitive nobodies. It's fun as hell, but it's also the foremost refuge of defeated and aging jocks, turned middle-management types.

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    zombies do not eat mods. Professional ethics thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    funny, i think about this quite regularly. i actually have a "survival bag" in my house just for this kind of thing (well, more for a war/invasion/rebellion) its an israeli special forces back pack loaded with necessities that coupled with my sig arms p226 x-five, good stamina, determination and love of killing zombies...i think id just cruise around and have fun. id probably end up in the desert in a hillside bunker of some sort though.
    Foreplay...Cuddling....A Jedi craves not these things.

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    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Does a building with a low number of windows and doors count as a tool? If not, a shotgun. Turn it around and use it as a club when you're running low on shells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    zombies do not eat mods. Professional ethics thing.
    well, while they are determining that you two are mods, I shall still get away. Probably make my way to the ocean and get on a boat. You never see zombies on boats. I think it has to do with being surrounded by fish or something.

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    How about the Zombie in the Cooler in Dawn of the Dead, out in the Fishing boat?

    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    well, while they are determining that you two are mods, I shall still get away. Probably make my way to the ocean and get on a boat. You never see zombies on boats. I think it has to do with being surrounded by fish or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    How about the Zombie in the Cooler in Dawn of the Dead, out in the Fishing boat?
    must not have been in fish in that lake. Was probably an early global warming thing hollywood was trying to convey.

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