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View Poll Results: What is the most important too for surviving a zombie holocaust?
Shotgun 15 23.44%
machete 21 32.81%
chainsaw 6 9.38%
Motorcycle 1 1.56%
Bicycle 10 15.63%
Ability to act like a zombie 11 17.19%
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Old 03-25-08, 02:38 PM   #1
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What is the most important tool for surviving a zombie holocaust?

I've been thinking about this a lot and could use your collective input.
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Old 03-25-08, 02:40 PM   #2
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I've got a Jeep and tons of hardware and weaponry knowledge. I am fully capable of traveling to the middle of Montana, setting up camp and riding it out.

This is also my plan if McCain wins the election.
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hahaha! its funny because bikeforums won't sink your thread.
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Old 03-25-08, 02:41 PM   #4
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my strategy revolves mostly around reporting your crap threads.
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Old 03-25-08, 02:43 PM   #6
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And how exactly is that going to keep the zombies away? You need to put a little more thought into this or you're going to be lunch.
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Old 03-25-08, 02:44 PM   #7
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i dunno sp00ki, killcrushdestroy is blowin' you away in terms of snarkiness here.

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dude. I've always been thinking about that. I'd probably go to the nearest WALMART or something, and pick-up/steal anything that I see useful. maybe stay there until I run out of supplies or it gets raided by zombies. personally it'd be fun.
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For real. Like, how do you react to the initial outbreak? Do you run to the hills right away, or wait for the chaos to subside before trying to sneak out?
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My zombie holocaust survival strategy involves waking up and remembering not to eat chili before bedtime.
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What is the most important tool for surviving a zombie holocaust?

I'm trying to plan ahead
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Old 03-25-08, 02:49 PM   #12
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If zombies attack, i am gonna head to SSFG land. All the zombies will get moved to Foo and I will be safe.
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My plan is to feed Jsharr and X to the Zombies. That should keep them busy while I make an escape.
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I've heard ill tempered sea bass make for a great defence against zombies.
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zombies do not eat mods. Professional ethics thing.
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funny, i think about this quite regularly. i actually have a "survival bag" in my house just for this kind of thing (well, more for a war/invasion/rebellion) its an israeli special forces back pack loaded with necessities that coupled with my sig arms p226 x-five, good stamina, determination and love of killing zombies...i think id just cruise around and have fun. id probably end up in the desert in a hillside bunker of some sort though.
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My response to a Zombie Attack?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sbXDmi...eature=related
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Does a building with a low number of windows and doors count as a tool? If not, a shotgun. Turn it around and use it as a club when you're running low on shells.
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well, while they are determining that you two are mods, I shall still get away. Probably make my way to the ocean and get on a boat. You never see zombies on boats. I think it has to do with being surrounded by fish or something.
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How about the Zombie in the Cooler in Dawn of the Dead, out in the Fishing boat?

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well, while they are determining that you two are mods, I shall still get away. Probably make my way to the ocean and get on a boat. You never see zombies on boats. I think it has to do with being surrounded by fish or something.
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How about the Zombie in the Cooler in Dawn of the Dead, out in the Fishing boat?
must not have been in fish in that lake. Was probably an early global warming thing hollywood was trying to convey.
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