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    Senior Member referee54's Avatar
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    Some Important Sayings To Live By...

    1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
    2. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
    3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
    4. Never lick a steak knife.
    5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
    6. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic
    7. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
    8. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
    9. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    10. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by referee54 View Post
    6. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic
    Apples and oranges. A more apt comparison would be the Ark being built by one guy, and the Death Star being built by a large group of professionals.

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    Don't let yer meat loaf.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Hip to the Game. bcart1991's Avatar
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    Never pass a bathroom

    Never waste an erection

    Never trust a fart
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    Senior Member Indyv8a's Avatar
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    If you live in NYC don't name your dog taxi.
    Slow, but at least still moving...

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    The "honor" speech.











    Get on 'er, and stay on 'er!


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    If you think you can't, you're right.
    Last edited by Ecks51; 03-25-08 at 10:09 PM. Reason: to add
    Take it easy,

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    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
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    Never play cards with Doc and never eat at a diner named "Mom's"

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    King of the Plukers Spreggy's Avatar
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    It is better to live peacefully with the mockingbird than to pluck a chicken clean.
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
    ― Muhammad Ali

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    If its got tits or wheels its gonna cost you money.
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    while there are 1000 ways to skin a cat there is only one appropiate one for the circumstances you find yourself in....

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    Tom (ex)Builder twahl's Avatar
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    Stay healthy, eat your dates.

    An unloaded *** is just a club.

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

    Character is doing the right thing, even when you think nobody is looking.
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    "It hurts so good..."

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Semper Fi?
    That's always a popular one.

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    Time flies like an arrow
    Fruit flies like a banana.

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
    Than a frontal lobotomy.

    Great googly moogly.

    Watch out where the huskies go,
    Don't you eat that yellow snow.
    Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?

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    Senior Member FlyingAnchor's Avatar
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    According to Calvin

    "Live and don't learn, that's my motto."
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    Two things in life are always true
    These rules will never bend:
    Never whittle toward yourself
    Or pee into the wind.
    "I feel like my world was classier before I found cyclocross."
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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    Life's a b**** and then you die....
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour ModoVincere's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Life's a b**** and then you die....
    if your buddhists....Life's a *****, then you have to do it again.
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    Wood Licker Maelstrom's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by referee54 View Post
    1. 4. Never lick a steak knife.
    Bullocks. Just be careful doing it.

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    grilled cheesus aham23's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by referee54 View Post
    9. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    i file this one under; things that could have been helpfully if known prior to this past weekend. later.

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    Lord give me the grace to catch a fish so big that when telling of it afterward I will never have to lie. – Fisherman’s Prayer

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    Never poke a badger with a spoon.
    Laterally stiff yet vertically compliant.

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    Life's a beach and then you drown.
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Grumpy Member trsidn's Avatar
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    You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mariah View Post
    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Crawlin' up, flyin' down bikingshearer's Avatar
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    From a list of Army wisdom that can be applied to civilian life, too:

    (1) Tracers work both ways.

    (2) If it's a dumb idea and it works, then it wasn't a dumb idea.

    (3) Once you've pulled out the pin, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend.


    On a more serious note, I recommend the Golden Rule. If we all abided by that one, about 95% of the world's problems would go away as if by magic. "You may say I'm a dreamer . . . ."
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    smorenivore colorider's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingshearer View Post
    On a more serious note, I recommend the Golden Rule. If we all abided by that one, about 95% of the world's problems would go away as if by magic. "You may say I'm a dreamer . . . ."
    He/she who has the gold rules???

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