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    18 ways to have fun in a public bathroom stall

    1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

    2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

    4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

    5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

    6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

    8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

    9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

    11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

    13. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

    14. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

    15. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

    16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

    17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

    18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
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    Then there's always the classic: "I don't remember having corn . . . ."
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