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    BF - Fill in the Missing Words Competition

    So you creative writers, time to put it down for BF. Below is a little play with some of the "fun" BF Characters. All you have to do is replace the dots with your own amusing words post your words in a different color so we can see your art.... Any theme is fine, not just a cycling one...

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    Botto arrived and............... Then suddenly PatentCad............... We were really surprised until Cypress.............. Finally Classic1 and 531Aussie.................. Well, that was until Smoke............

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    Botto arrived and we had to tell him for the last time to stop wearing that studded leather mask on the training rides. Then suddenly PatentCad tells us that he wears a leather studded thong under his nicks. We were really surprised until Cypress both entered and finally came out of closet whilst we were waiting to kick off. Finally Classic1 and 531Aussie auto-combusted which caused a cheer among the waiting riders. It gave us something to warm our hands over until the ride kicked off. We all agreed have a stupid Aussie style BBQ as a tribute to their fiery passing. Well, that was until Smoke came along with another war story for us cause this is Bike Forums not Top *** Forums you goose.

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    Botto arrived and remained silent throughout the sentencing. Then suddenly PatentCad was escorted into the courtroom. We were really surprised until Cypress asked for a recess. Finally Classic1 and 531Aussie were handcuffed to each other Well, that was until Smoke filled the room and the sprinklers came on.
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    Botto arrived and correct Then suddenly PatentCad schwag We were really surprised until Cypress wattage Finally Classic1 and 531Aussie politics Well, that was until Smoke oldschool
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    LOL hilarious. I am too new to add anything....
    If you must, then you should Laying off BF for a while. Forum posting does nothing to enjoyment or improvement on the bike
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    Botto arrived and people wouldn't stop kissing his Assos. Then suddenly PatentCad ruefully admitted that his first name is actually Fred. The crowd of neon-clad bike weenies fell silent in awe. We were really surprised until Cypress topped that by popping out of a giant wedding cake at the bakery on the street corner. He revealed that he sometimes posts under his alter-egos of ryanf, R600DuraAce, EURO, DocRay, and most surprisingly, Brian and JoeGardner. Cypress then proceeded to hand out Little Debbie snack cakes to everyone. Sadly, he had bought a box of 24, but 25 hungry and borderline hypoglycemic people were in the crowd. The tension mounted until finally Classic1 and 531Aussie couldn't take it any more, coated themselves in Vegemite, and wrestled for the last one. Well, that was until Smoke started showing off his new Red Sox from Castelli. Once again balance was restored as the crowd became mesmerized by the bright and shiny Euro bling. And they all lived happily ever after... until someone mentioned Shimano vs. Campy, whether to go with a triple or a compact, or why helmet mirrors are only available in black instead of neon yellow.
    Last edited by HigherGround; 03-29-08 at 11:08 AM. Reason: Adding bakery cake comment. Yeah, I'm stupid like that.
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    Botto arrived and pointed out that white handlebar tape with black hoods is incorrect. Then suddenly PatentCad found his pulpit and preached the gospel of Dur-Achee, Schwag, and Zipps, branded by the brimstone fire of Self-Loathing. We were really surprised until Cypress dropped everyone on the first 1/4 mile, then lapped the entire field while screaming "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" with each person he passed. Finally Classic1 and 531Aussie decided to team up together and block out SeppoMadness from getting anywhere. Well, that was until Smoke came out of nowhere to launch an attack (again, pointless after having been lapped by Cypress), but that too was pointless because Waterrockets, RacerEx, NomadVW, DrWJODonnell, and the KillerPenguin formed a 5 man breakway mini-TTT to catch Cypress with 400meters to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround View Post
    Botto arrived and people wouldn't stop kissing his Assos. Then suddenly PatentCad ruefully admitted that his first name is actually Fred. The crowd of neon-clad bike weenies fell silent in awe.[ We were really surprised until Cypress topped that by popping out of a giant wedding cake at the bakery on the street corner. He revealed that he sometimes posts under his alter-egos of ryanf, R600DuraAce, EURO, DocRay, and most surprisingly, Brian and JoeGardner. Cypress then proceeded to hand out Little Debbie snack cakes to everyone. Sadly, he had bought a box of 24, but 25 hungry and borderline hypoglycemic people were in the crowd. The tension mounted until finally Classic1 and 531Aussie couldn't take it any more, coated themselves in Vegemite, and wrestled for the last one. Well, that was until Smoke started showing off his new Red Sox from Castelli. Once again balance was restored as the crowd became mesmerized by the bright and shiny Euro bling. And they all lived happily ever after... until someone mentioned Shimano vs. Campy, whether to go with a triple or a compact, or why helmet mirrors are only available in black instead of neon yellow.
    The thread is now complete.
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    Moved to Foo.
    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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