Maybe because you need to clean them when you shower.
Fill your ears with olive oil.
ear wax salad
And will marinate the sardines.
Be sure to microwave the olive oil for a few minutes first.
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Hey what's a "neti pot?" Never mind. I'm not even gonna google that one.