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Old 04-01-08, 09:24 AM   #1
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Does anybody here know a doctor?

Or someone that can reverse diagnose? Some of you already know how my gf does not like me going down south on her. So using my head with no brain I cheated with a co-worker. It has been going on for two months now.

Last week we got together and I went down south on her. Later that night I was looking for an asprin or something. I decided to look in her purse and found four type of prescriptions capsules. Doxycycline, ibuprofen, ergonovine maleate, and metronidazole.

I know ibuprofen but what about the others? Does anyone here know what this medication is used for? For the last week I have been getting fevers at night. Got concerned now I have an appointment on Thursday to see whats up. Should I be concerned?

I cheated and I am not making up any excuses. TIA guys.
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Now this is an interesting thread...

Doxycycline: antibiotic

Ergonovine maleate: This medication increases uterine contractions resulting in decreased uterine bleeding. It is used to treat or prevent uterine bleeding. It has also been used to treat migraine headaches

metronidazole: a nitroimidazole anti-infective medication used mainly in the treatment of infections caused by susceptible organisms, particularly anaerobic bacteria and protozoa.

I think you gave her a urinary tract infection.
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Old 04-01-08, 09:30 AM   #3
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Why don't you google them?

Doxycycline is a member of the tetracycline antibiotics group and is commonly used to treat a variety of infections.

Ergonovine maleate increases uterine contractions resulting in decreased uterine bleeding. It is used to treat or prevent uterine bleeding. It has also been used to treat migraine headaches.

Metronidazole is a nitroimidazole anti-infective medication used mainly in the treatment of infections caused by susceptible organisms, particularly anaerobic bacteria and protozoa.
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Or someone that can reverse diagnose? Some of you already know how my gf does not like me going down south on her. So using my head with no brain I cheated with a co-worker. It has been going on for two months now.

Last week we got together and I went down south on her. Later that night I was looking for an asprin or something. I decided to look in her purse and found four type of prescriptions capsules. Doxycycline, ibuprofen, ergonovine maleate, and metronidazole.

I know ibuprofen but what about the others? Does anyone here know what this medication is used for? For the last week I have been getting fevers at night. Got concerned now I have an appointment on Thursday to see whats up. Should I be concerned?

I cheated and I am not making up any excuses. TIA guys.

1) Doxicyclene:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doxycycline
Tetracycline antibiotic for an infection

2) ibuprofen: common pain killer

3)ergonovine maleate:
http://www.medicinenet.com/ergonovin...al/article.htm
- read the linked article

4)metronidazole:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metronidazole
- read article

I'm not a Dr. but here's my guess , may be a mycoplasma infection
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I think one may cause redundancy in posts as well.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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does anyone know what these drugs are yet?
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does anyone know what these drugs are yet?
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Crap, I remembered three more I wrote down on another slip of paper.

Here they are:
Atripla
Crixivan
Epivir

Thanks guys!
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Added all together, they are used to treat hypochondria.
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I think I warned people about that whole uninhibited thing...

So if I have this correctly you have been cheating with a co-worker for two months and I really have to assume that the girlfriend doesn't know a thing about this and that perhaps, you may have infected her with something nasty.

I would call you a tool except in my world, tools are useful. And that is just because of the whole cheating on the girlfriend part and has nothing to do with the fact you may have all contracted some venereal disease.

My advice:

Tell the girlfriend everything so she can break up with your pathetic ass and if she has a brother make sure he is there so he can give you a sound beating... just for the whole cheating on his sister part.

If she has something contagious and hasn't told you, then she has a serious problem too.

Also, talk to the co-worker as she should probably know that she too might have been infected with something and infected you, and then because you're a useless sack of ****, you infected your girlfriend with something.

It's about trust and respect and you have earned none... do these women know that the other exists ?

And don't miss that doctor's appointment.
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Crap, I remembered three more I wrote down on another slip of paper.

Here they are:
Atripla
Crixivan
Epivir

Thanks guys!
Good God in heaven, I do hope you're just trolling. These are drugs for HIV infection. Get tested.
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Dammit, those last three were anti-viral, I wanted you all to think I was dying. I was hoping you'd all think I have AIDS.

Thanks guys but....










































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Good God in heaven, I do hope you're just trolling. These are drugs for HIV infection. Get tested.
ok...I know what's going on here.
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ok...I know what's going on here.
Yeah, me too, as soon as I posted.
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Damn, I knew it was too good to be true.



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April fool's jokes are supposed to be funny.

Dying is not funny.

AIDS is not funny.

Infidelity is not funny.

Sorry...I am in a really pissy mood today.
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April fool's jokes are supposed to be funny.

Dying is not funny.

AIDS is not funny.

Infidelity is not funny.

Sorry...I am in a really pissy mood today.
someone need stronger meds today?
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I would call you a tool except in my world, tools are useful.
Who's the tool now? Hah!

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I love my girlfriend even though she's an A's fan. Plus I get to go down on her

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Oh... you're still a tool.

Consider that a compliment.

I love tools.

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someone need stronger meds today?
Already took some... but thanks.
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Ok, this thread was funny--in a black humor sick-o
way.

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His panties are almost always bunched.
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Lets all play nice, mkay?
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timmy - Have you been peeking in my window again ?

Perv.

So do you like it when I wear the pink ones or the red ones ?
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I love my girlfriend even though she's an A's fan. Plus I get to go down on her
Ok- wayyyyyyyy TMI.
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