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    Administrator Allen's Avatar
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    Old folks' pearls of wisdom

    I heard two southern colloquialisms today I haven't heard in a while.

    "There is no wisdom in the second kick of a mule".

    "Never sleep with a mean person, you never know when you will fall in love".

    What have y'all heard from the fogies that made you cock your head like the RCA Victor dog?

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    "You'd be hot too if you'd just come out of the oven".

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    TRY EMPATHY & HAVE LOVE IN YOUR HEART, PERHAPS I'LL SEE YOU ON THE ROAD...

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    Yeah, she would be hot, if she was on fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingAnchor View Post
    Yeah, she would be hot, if she was on fire.

    Steven
    She? What are you talking about?

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    Cemetery = "marble orchard"
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    I don't know if health care from a glass of whisky with a raw egg in it is a pearl of wisdom or a plea for help from the modern era...

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Tarragon...the misunderstood herb.


    (Although avail, we hardly sell it....)
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    She? What are you talking about?

    East Hill
    In my best Aw Shucks voice,,,,,, I only made a comment about the opposite sex, if I had been a girl/female/woman/whatever I would have specified a man. Nothing personal at all.

    Back on track

    From my 80 year old mother.

    White trash, always trash.
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    Senior Member FlyingAnchor's Avatar
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    And East Hill

    I just figured out that my post, coming after yours could have been seen to have been aimed at you, and nothing could be further from the truth. I did not aim it at you. Sometimes I am dense but I sure did not want to insult you.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Just noticed that blue star, eh Flying Anchor?


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    From my mom: "You better be good. God is watching you!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind's mom View Post
    "You better be good. God is watching you!"
    Nah, he's watching Star Trek.

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    i love those expressions....

    "so bucktoothed she could eat corn through a picket fence"

    "don't tell your grandmother how to suck eggs"
    You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.

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    I've always been fond of "When you lie down with *****es you get up with itches."

    When I was getting ready to move to Texas, I was excited about making up my own homespun wisdom. The best I came up with was "You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits." I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean exactly, but I would love for it to really take off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wabbit View Post
    i love those expressions....

    "so bucktoothed she could eat corn through a picket fence"

    "don't tell your grandmother how to suck eggs"
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    "Let me tell you how the cow ate the cabbage."

    Don't ask, I don't have a clue.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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