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Old 04-15-08, 07:29 AM   #1
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Awesome bachelor party...

You men are crazy.

http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/113360.htm

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A bachelor party last summer for a Knox County sheriff's deputy where the groom-to-be was shot with an electroshock weapon, handcuffed, hog-tied with duct tape, oiled and feathered, and paraded through downtown Camden strapped to a lawn chair on the back of a flatbed truck, is under investigation by Sheriff Donna Dennison.

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After the groom-to-be was prepared for the ride through downtown Camden, a cardboard sign was placed on his lap that appears to read: "Last Chance Ladies."
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Old 04-15-08, 07:39 AM   #2
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Cute...and the deputies were in on it !

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Old 04-15-08, 07:41 AM   #3
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I don't see what the problem is
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lol, good times
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Old 04-15-08, 08:11 AM   #6
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what, no rib muffins?
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Old 04-15-08, 08:12 AM   #7
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I think that's really chicken of them to do that.
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Old 04-15-08, 08:16 AM   #8
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^^ I see what you did there.
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Old 04-15-08, 08:38 AM   #9
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whatever happened to just going to a strip club? If they're into stripping each other nude, bondage, and tasers, perhaps the bride to be needs to take a little closer look at what she's getting.
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I wonder if the bride to be is the same angry sherriff quoted in the article?
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Old 04-15-08, 09:12 AM   #12
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Did Michael Vick's old buds move to Maine?
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no, they were not shocking this guy:

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I wonder if the bride to be is the same angry sherriff (stripper) quoted in the article?
there you go.
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Sounds like a perfectly respectable bachelor party to me.

It's better than waking the fool up by pulling them out of bed, duct taping their mouth, and throwing them in the trunk for a trip to a rented cabin out in the middle of nowhere that's full of beer and strippers.....for one reason....it's more random.
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Old 04-15-08, 11:45 AM   #16
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That's pretty jacked up. It looks like everyone had fun but the bachelor...
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Old 04-15-08, 01:26 PM   #17
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+1 on the ****-erotic nature of that whole thing. Of course, you can always throw those types of 'repressed homosexuality' theories at any event like that. Say they did go to a strip joint, then you could argue that it was just a bunch of guys trying to overcompensate for their own > zero Kinsey Scale scores.

I never really got the whole thing with going to strip clubs in groups. It's like saying, "hey! Let's go out and get boners together!" <-- which is why I prefer to go alone
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I've never cared for strip clubs. I don't see the point in paying a ton of $$$ to get teased.
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I don't see the point in paying a ton of $$$ to get teased.
What about for free?
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I've never cared for strip clubs. I don't see the point in paying a ton of $$$ to get teased.
never even been to one.
Can not imagine the frustration of watching naked or almost naked women gyrating right in front of you and you can't touch them....what's up with that? Is it some sort of massochistic pleasure I am unfamiliar with?
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but you're in Nebraska right now...
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never even been to one.
Can not imagine the frustration of watching naked or almost naked women gyrating right in front of you and you can't touch them....what's up with that? Is it some sort of massochistic pleasure I am unfamiliar with?
The only time I've ever been to one and had a good time was when some of the girls from the office were curious about it and some of the guys talked them into going (how we got through this with out a serious HR moment I'll never know). I've never laughed so hard for so long as that night. Friggin A hilarious.
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If they had a stripper riding him WHILE, he was taped up in the chair with BOTH of them tar and feathered...then i'd be impressed...otherwise, just amatures.
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+1 on the ****-erotic nature of that whole thing. Of course, you can always throw those types of 'repressed homosexuality' theories at any event like that. Say they did go to a strip joint, then you could argue that it was just a bunch of guys trying to overcompensate for their own > zero Kinsey Scale scores.

I never really got the whole thing with going to strip clubs in groups. It's like saying, "hey! Let's go out and get boners together!" <-- which is why I prefer to go alone
+1...I have never "gotten" strip clubs. Why do I wanna go somewhere to get teased...pay more for beer and food and leave blue balled. I always preferred going to a regular club, get teased with a chance at action and pay less for food and booze.
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never even been to one.
Can not imagine the frustration of watching naked or almost naked women gyrating right in front of you and you can't touch them....what's up with that? Is it some sort of massochistic pleasure I am unfamiliar with?
Just punch yourself in the nuts for a night, same affect. It must be some sort of desperate nirvana.
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