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Old 04-17-08, 07:39 AM   #1
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How to get a girl to love you?

How do you get a girl to have sex with you?
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I can't answer this question. I don't get girls to have sex with me.


But now I'm confused. The title of this thread is about love. The OP is about sex. Which do you want answered?

There's quite a big difference between the two.
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like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
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I can't answer this question. I don't get girls to have sex with me.


But now I'm confused. The title of this thread is about love. The OP is about sex. Which do you want answered?

There's quite a big difference between the two.


I knew it! Some girl would answer that there is a big difference between sex and love! You can have both and the sex is so good then that your eyeballs will be rolling backwards.
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like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
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I knew it! Some girl would answer that there is a big difference between sex and love! You can have both and the sex is so good then that your eyeballs will be rolling backwards.
There is a difference between sex and making love.

At least that's the way I think.
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So is this the same girl that you lost or is this another one?
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There is a difference between sex and making love.

At least that's the way I think.

I hate to sound like a male chauvinist, because I am not. Anyway, from what I've learned... the better the sex, it seems like the relationship lasts longer. A lot longer. A long strong relationship. And contrary to what people think. It's based on sex. Weird, huh?
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like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
I would guess if you said that to every girl you see that eventually one of them will say yes.
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So is this the same girl that you lost or is this another one?

umm, I don't know. Just whoever. I mean, I already lost that other girl. I want her back, but I guess she got tired of the sex. sigh. I really loved her.
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Give her one long sneer and look away. Then ignore her.
She will surely be all over you.
pppppfffftttt...! Girls, so predictable!
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umm, I don't know. Just whoever. I mean, I already lost that other girl. I want her back, but I guess she got tired of the sex. sigh.
Lemme tellya. THIS ^^^ is definitely not gonna help. I wouldn't tell anyone that if I were you.
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pppppfffftttt...! Girls, so predictable!

Actually, this bit of advice ain't too bad. It worked for me once. I was totally into this girl. Then, I just got bored and less calling her. She got desperate and gave up the sex more.
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like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
No...you have to buy them a few drinks first, then talk to them for a while, then say that.
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Lemme tellya. THIS ^^^ is definitely not gonna help. I wouldn't tell anyone that if I were you.

I was just talking about that one girl She liked to do some stuff sexually that didn't really jive with me. I like it real, well you know, like good. Honestly, I think she really did get tired of the sex with me. I guess I need to improve.
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like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
The girlfriend and I recently had a discussion about this.

Before we were dating a mutual acquaintance of ours told her at a party "I think we should have sex" She told him no, and that was the end of it. She went on to say how this guy is a total sleazeball. I argued that there was really nothing sleazy about this at all. He was just being forward. The sleazy thing would have been to put the moves on her and pretend he wasn't just looking to get laid.

So, I actually agree with Tude.Just be honest. If you are into a girl, tell her. If you just want to have sex with her, tell her that. Don't lie, be an *******, or a sleazeball. It won't work most times, but if you're anything like my acquaintance, some times it will.
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