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    How to get a girl to love you?

    How do you get a girl to have sex with you?
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    I can't answer this question. I don't get girls to have sex with me.


    But now I'm confused. The title of this thread is about love. The OP is about sex. Which do you want answered?

    There's quite a big difference between the two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Say it just like that. Guaranteed instant results.

    like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post

    There's quite a big difference between the two.
    What?
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    Drive around the block a few times in a real seedy area and wave your wallet around while winking your eye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Say it just like that. Guaranteed instant results.
    +1. And you could also try to pantomime your suggestion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I can't answer this question. I don't get girls to have sex with me.


    But now I'm confused. The title of this thread is about love. The OP is about sex. Which do you want answered?

    There's quite a big difference between the two.


    I knew it! Some girl would answer that there is a big difference between sex and love! You can have both and the sex is so good then that your eyeballs will be rolling backwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellweatherman View Post
    like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellweatherman View Post
    I knew it! Some girl would answer that there is a big difference between sex and love! You can have both and the sex is so good then that your eyeballs will be rolling backwards.
    There is a difference between sex and making love.

    At least that's the way I think.
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    So is this the same girl that you lost or is this another one?
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    Or you can have just the sex and it's nothing but boring hydraulics in application.



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    I knew it! Some girl would answer that there is a big difference between sex and love! You can have both and the sex is so good then that your eyeballs will be rolling backwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    There is a difference between sex and making love.

    At least that's the way I think.

    I hate to sound like a male chauvinist, because I am not. Anyway, from what I've learned... the better the sex, it seems like the relationship lasts longer. A lot longer. A long strong relationship. And contrary to what people think. It's based on sex. Weird, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellweatherman View Post
    like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
    I would guess if you said that to every girl you see that eventually one of them will say yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    So is this the same girl that you lost or is this another one?

    umm, I don't know. Just whoever. I mean, I already lost that other girl. I want her back, but I guess she got tired of the sex. sigh. I really loved her.
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    Give her one long sneer and look away. Then ignore her.
    She will surely be all over you.
    pppppfffftttt...! Girls, so predictable!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellweatherman View Post
    umm, I don't know. Just whoever. I mean, I already lost that other girl. I want her back, but I guess she got tired of the sex. sigh.
    Lemme tellya. THIS ^^^ is definitely not gonna help. I wouldn't tell anyone that if I were you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KirkeIsWaiting View Post
    A girl?
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    She will surely be all over you.
    pppppfffftttt...! Girls, so predictable!

    Actually, this bit of advice ain't too bad. It worked for me once. I was totally into this girl. Then, I just got bored and less calling her. She got desperate and gave up the sex more.
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    like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
    No...you have to buy them a few drinks first, then talk to them for a while, then say that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KirkeIsWaiting View Post
    A girl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Lemme tellya. THIS ^^^ is definitely not gonna help. I wouldn't tell anyone that if I were you.

    I was just talking about that one girl She liked to do some stuff sexually that didn't really jive with me. I like it real, well you know, like good. Honestly, I think she really did get tired of the sex with me. I guess I need to improve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellweatherman View Post
    like what? like, "I want to have sex with you. Right here, right now." Like that? That usually doesn't work well. You gotta be strategical about it.
    The girlfriend and I recently had a discussion about this.

    Before we were dating a mutual acquaintance of ours told her at a party "I think we should have sex" She told him no, and that was the end of it. She went on to say how this guy is a total sleazeball. I argued that there was really nothing sleazy about this at all. He was just being forward. The sleazy thing would have been to put the moves on her and pretend he wasn't just looking to get laid.

    So, I actually agree with Tude.Just be honest. If you are into a girl, tell her. If you just want to have sex with her, tell her that. Don't lie, be an *******, or a sleazeball. It won't work most times, but if you're anything like my acquaintance, some times it will.

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