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    To all Software Engineer's... a Funny Post

    Guy's & Gal's
    im just posting a email that i recevied that i thought it was good to share

    DEDICATED To All Software Engineer's

    One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer
    and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.


    The car broke down.

    The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the
    rods."

    The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't
    think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank."


    The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something
    is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry."

    All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?"




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    The Software Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in
    Again."

    __._,_.___.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    I dont geddit. Is that analogous to "just reboot the PC"? In that case, replace SE with PC Support guy (running Windows )

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    Or disconnect and reconnect the battery, in hopes to reset the ECM.

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    I thought you had to exit out the Windows then get back in.
    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present." - Kung Fu Panda

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    I have heard a different version that roughly goes.

    One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.

    All of a sudden something breaks and they crash down a hill. They all get out and try to figure out what went wrong.

    The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think the steering rack broke and we lost control."

    The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was short circuit in the ECU."

    They turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?"




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    The Software Engineer said, "Well lets push it back up the hill and run it again. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by mustang1 View Post
    I dont geddit. Is that analogous to "just reboot the PC"? In that case, replace SE with PC Support guy (running Windows )
    Yea I would think it would me more in lines of, "We shall pull latch on door, swing door open, step out, stand, if you are an electrician proceed to the battery, if you are a mechanical engineer proceed to the engine, if you are a chemical engineer proceed to the gas tank...."

    Or something dorky like that

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    Here's a better one:

    One day, a Marketing guy, a Sales guy, and Human Resources guy were driving down a deserted street in the same car.

    All of a sudden something breaks and they crash down a hill. They all get out and try to figure out what went wrong.

    The Marketing guy said, "I haven't gotta clue."

    The Sales guy said, "I haven't gotta clue either."

    They turned to the HR guy...

    The HR guy said, "Well dont look at me."

    THEN, they all died.

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