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Old 04-22-08, 01:40 AM   #1
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Perfect 2008 Litespeed found in dumpster

yeah, beast title ever. dont hover with mouse please.

chick cars being purchased

LBesses gettin sued'

people goin for rides and bringin back fotos'

its all amazing. all here i foo[d]. [five[[]. here.. things are different in the night-moon-time.

[emails]
oh heyyy, sorry dude. we have the 2008 MODEL in stok. but no RED P2C, even though

it says in stock.

great, o9999 now im feasting on sunflower seeds on benadryl and reading you up. i wish your website was not a liar. im not interested in your SUPER deal on the 08 when i told you i DO NOT wwant it.

well, actually you were nice about it. and you didnt push the sale any more than that. [3333]


bike. give me. other thread. cookies.

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Old 04-22-08, 07:23 AM   #2
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i think this belongs in the drunk thread.
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All of FOO is now stupider for having this thread posted. May God have mercy on your soul.
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Old 04-22-08, 07:32 AM   #4
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this thread, + barney avatar, made me splutter coffee onto my keyboard!

yay faintly rap-esque musroom trip with copy-paste seizure!!!!!!!

can you IMAGINE finding that in a dumpster.

edit: i think im having too good a day, this thread didnt even annoy me.
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How do you even fit a rap-esque shroom and copier fume trip into a dumpster? What do you put it in? Do you mark it so people know what they have found?
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Old 04-22-08, 07:41 AM   #7
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How do you even fit a rap-esque shroom and copier fume trip into a dumpster? What do you put it in? Do you mark it so people know what they have found?
I think its best sealed in an old oil drum and labelled accordingly as radioactive, poisonous, and frightening to small children, and then buried in nevada.
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i think this belongs in the crack thread.
Fixed.
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I want some of whatever f-4 posts under the influence of....
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lobotomy?
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no, but its effects are..
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Not if you use Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr's Cranial Screw Top method.
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So Formula, does this mean that you did NOT find a perfect Litespeed in a dumpster?

I am quite disappointed. I was hoping that at least one of your dreams had come true .

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i would have cried and battered my monitor with teary fists if he had.

why wasnt i meee, WHY NOT MEEEEEEEE.

but his ramblingly random post saved such an occurence.
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Maybe the OP OD'd on Sport Beans.
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can i bring my corduroy bear?
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List of people to not believe:

Pheard, check.
Formula4, check.
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does it make noise when you walk?
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