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    Perfect 2008 Litespeed found in dumpster

    yeah, beast title ever. dont hover with mouse please.

    chick cars being purchased

    LBesses gettin sued'

    people goin for rides and bringin back fotos'

    its all amazing. all here i foo[d]. [five[[]. here.. things are different in the night-moon-time.

    [emails]
    oh heyyy, sorry dude. we have the 2008 MODEL in stok. but no RED P2C, even though

    it says in stock.

    great, o9999 now im feasting on sunflower seeds on benadryl and reading you up. i wish your website was not a liar. im not interested in your SUPER deal on the 08 when i told you i DO NOT wwant it.

    well, actually you were nice about it. and you didnt push the sale any more than that. [3333]


    bike. give me. other thread. cookies.

    dont thread on me.

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    i think this belongs in the drunk thread.

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    All of FOO is now stupider for having this thread posted. May God have mercy on your soul.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Do not drink milk that has expired.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    this thread, + barney avatar, made me splutter coffee onto my keyboard!

    yay faintly rap-esque musroom trip with copy-paste seizure!!!!!!!

    can you IMAGINE finding that in a dumpster.

    edit: i think im having too good a day, this thread didnt even annoy me.
    "This thing looks like Wavy Gravy binged on Kool Aid and jellybeans, took some bad acid, and threw up under a tree." --Bike Snob NYC

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    How do you even fit a rap-esque shroom and copier fume trip into a dumpster? What do you put it in? Do you mark it so people know what they have found?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    How do you even fit a rap-esque shroom and copier fume trip into a dumpster? What do you put it in? Do you mark it so people know what they have found?
    I think its best sealed in an old oil drum and labelled accordingly as radioactive, poisonous, and frightening to small children, and then buried in nevada.
    "This thing looks like Wavy Gravy binged on Kool Aid and jellybeans, took some bad acid, and threw up under a tree." --Bike Snob NYC

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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza View Post
    i think this belongs in the crack thread.
    Fixed.

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    Spell check is your friend. Those red lines under the words are trying to tell you something.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    I want some of whatever f-4 posts under the influence of....
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    lobotomy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    lobotomy?
    so it's permanent, yo?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mariah View Post
    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    so it's permanent, yo?
    no, but its effects are..
    "This thing looks like Wavy Gravy binged on Kool Aid and jellybeans, took some bad acid, and threw up under a tree." --Bike Snob NYC

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    so it's permanent, yo?
    Not if you use Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr's Cranial Screw Top method.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    So Formula, does this mean that you did NOT find a perfect Litespeed in a dumpster?

    I am quite disappointed. I was hoping that at least one of your dreams had come true .

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    i would have cried and battered my monitor with teary fists if he had.

    why wasnt i meee, WHY NOT MEEEEEEEE.

    but his ramblingly random post saved such an occurence.
    "This thing looks like Wavy Gravy binged on Kool Aid and jellybeans, took some bad acid, and threw up under a tree." --Bike Snob NYC

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    Maybe the OP OD'd on Sport Beans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Not if you use Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr's Cranial Screw Top method.
    You never cease to impress
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    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    Do not drink milk that has expired.
    Well, even if you wanted to, you couldn't drink it. You'll have to use a spoon instead.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobartlemagne View Post
    You never cease to impress
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    Do not forget to wear your corduroy trousers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    can i bring my corduroy bear?
    "This thing looks like Wavy Gravy binged on Kool Aid and jellybeans, took some bad acid, and threw up under a tree." --Bike Snob NYC

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    My brain is now full.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Do not forget to wear your corduroy trousers.
    swish, swish, swish, swish

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    List of people to not believe:

    Pheard, check.
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    can i bring my corduroy bear?
    does it make noise when you walk?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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