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    Wow - this would put me off my hiccups too I think

    Found this link from a Wikipedia reference on hiccups. Not sure I'll be giving it a whirl any time soon.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2...?dopt=Abstract

    Hmmm - wonder what the difference is between a digital one and an ANALog one?
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    ...several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage. No other recurrences were observed.

    No kidding! I'm pretty sure the guy figured out the pattern after the second UFIA.
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    Sounds like insertion of the tube did something that triggered his diaphragm to go wonky...no idea how...but there are shared nerves that do innervate down there. The massage probably fixed that right up.

    That said, I won't be performing that any time soon...at least not with a client...
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    Digital, as in digit, as in finger, as in...well, you can take it from there.

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    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn10207

    The recommend cure is now to have sex culminating in orgasm to cure intractable hiccups.
    And I'm thinking that's all points of access.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    Found this link from a Wikipedia reference on hiccups. Not sure I'll be giving it a whirl any time soon.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2...?dopt=Abstract

    Hmmm - wonder what the difference is between a digital one and an ANALog one?

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    Okay Ravenmore. I must ask. What were you searching for when you stumbled upon THIS??
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    Codine FTW!

    Anal massage? WTF...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Okay Ravenmore. I must ask. What were you searching for when you stumbled upon THIS??
    heh - hiccup cures believe it or not. I was trying to tell someone at work that raw sugar can cure hiccups and ended up at that article, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    heh - hiccup cures believe it or not. I was trying to tell someone at work that raw sugar can cure hiccups and ended up at that article, lol.
    that is not raw sugar... at least not what I consider raw sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    heh - hiccup cures believe it or not. I was trying to tell someone at work that raw sugar can cure hiccups and ended up at that article, lol.
    Read the article I linked. Beats holding your breath and drinking water while holding your nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    heh - hiccup cures believe it or not. I was trying to tell someone at work that raw sugar can cure hiccups and ended up at that article, lol.
    Yah right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Read the article I linked. Beats holding your breath and drinking water while holding your nose.
    But...I always do that during sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Sounds like insertion of the tube did something that triggered his diaphragm to go wonky...no idea how...but there are shared nerves that do innervate down there. The massage probably fixed that right up.

    That said, I won't be performing that any time soon...at least not with a client...
    That's not just a massage anymore if the doc's up there far enough to mess with his diaphragm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    But...I always do that during sex.
    To each their own. Me personally, I stand on my head and count backward from 100.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    To each their own. Me personally, I stand on my head and count backward from 100.
    during sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    That's not just a massage anymore if the doc's up there far enough to mess with his diaphragm.
    diaphragms don't work that way, and from what I have heard, you can't get pregnant using that portal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    diaphragms don't work that way, and from what I have heard, you can't get pregnant using that portal.
    then what's it good for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    That's not just a massage anymore if the doc's up there far enough to mess with his diaphragm.
    Point taken. He'd have to have an extremely long..digit...too.

    I'd post a link to 2men1horse, but that's just wrong...

    EDIT: P.S. Don't go to 2men1horse...eew. 18+...but not suitable for anyone's viewing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    that is not raw sugar... at least not what I consider raw sugar.
    Actually I'm gonna call that move "raw sugar" from now on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid View Post
    Actually I'm gonna call that move "raw sugar" from now on.
    Sugar, shocker...it's not much of a stretch....linguistically that is.
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