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    Senior Member ravenmore's Avatar
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    When a girl is in the doghouse

    When a girl is in the dog house what should she do to make amends?

    (and no - April's not in trouble...)
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    fetch the bone?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    There is no such thing as a doghouse for women.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    If it takes more than an "I'm sorry" and a smile it's not worth it.

    Or bring beer and come naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeprim View Post
    If it takes more than an "I'm sorry" and a smile it's not worth it.

    Or bring beer and come naked.

    Joe
    AHA! I was wondering when the sex card was going to be thrown!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    AHA! I was wondering when the sex card was going to be thrown!
    That is the only card that is needed.
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    Women don't go in the doghouse. If a man tries to put a woman in the doghouse, he is then in the doghouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    AHA! I was wondering when the sex card was going to be thrown!
    I think jsharr covered that in the first reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    AHA! I was wondering when the sex card was going to be thrown!
    Now that it has been thrown, go fetch, go girl, fetch!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Fix dinner and clean the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Women don't go in the doghouse. If a man tries to put a woman in the doghouse, he is then in the doghouse.

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    it has to be said.

    When in the dog house, do it doggy style.


    Then cook and clean.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    She gets out when she says she gets out and not one minute sooner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I think AC/DC's song "Giving the Dog a Bone" explains all for this thread.

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    As a 51 year old man, I just wonder why I have never seen a woman in the doghouse...



    I think the bottom line is that a woman intuitively knows how to avoid the doghouse (or get out very quickly), and a man does not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Women don't go in the doghouse. If a man tries to put a woman in the doghouse, he is then in the doghouse.
    Good boy. Now go outside so we can play stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Darwin View Post
    As a 51 year old man, I just wonder why I have never seen a woman in the doghouse...



    I think the bottom line is that a woman intuitively knows how to avoid the doghouse (or get out very quickly), and a man does not.
    See post #3.
    It does not exist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    Good boy. Now go outside so we can play stick.
    That sounds kind of kinky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Darwin View Post
    As a 51 year old man, I just wonder why I have never seen a woman in the doghouse...



    I think the bottom line is that a woman intuitively knows how to avoid the doghouse (or get out very quickly), and a man does not.
    Oh trust me, they can get in the dog house. April certainly hasn't done anything but I had some ex's do it in fairly spectacular fashion(which may have a lot to do with why they're ex's...).
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Hrm. Y'know, it's going to be messy on BF unless you two get married.

    It's like dating someone from work.

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    Sexual favors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    Good boy. Now go outside so we can play stick.
    Sweet!

    Oh, you meant that literally. Well, okay...

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Sweet!

    Oh, you meant that literally. Well, okay...
    Hello - I can read this too you two...
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    Mean people are like slinkys. They're really not worth much but still are rather entertaining to watch tumble down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    Hello - I can read this too you two...
    Wait, is the internet public, now? This changes everything.

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    ok... women can be put in the dog house. it has happened to me.
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    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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