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Old 04-25-08, 02:09 PM   #1
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When a girl is in the doghouse

When a girl is in the dog house what should she do to make amends?

(and no - April's not in trouble...)
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Old 04-25-08, 02:15 PM   #2
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fetch the bone?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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There is no such thing as a doghouse for women.
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Old 04-25-08, 02:16 PM   #4
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If it takes more than an "I'm sorry" and a smile it's not worth it.

Or bring beer and come naked.

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If it takes more than an "I'm sorry" and a smile it's not worth it.

Or bring beer and come naked.

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AHA! I was wondering when the sex card was going to be thrown!
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Old 04-25-08, 02:19 PM   #6
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AHA! I was wondering when the sex card was going to be thrown!
That is the only card that is needed.
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Women don't go in the doghouse. If a man tries to put a woman in the doghouse, he is then in the doghouse.
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AHA! I was wondering when the sex card was going to be thrown!
I think jsharr covered that in the first reply.
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AHA! I was wondering when the sex card was going to be thrown!
Now that it has been thrown, go fetch, go girl, fetch!!
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Old 04-25-08, 02:29 PM   #10
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Fix dinner and clean the house.
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it has to be said.

When in the dog house, do it doggy style.


Then cook and clean.
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Old 04-25-08, 02:39 PM   #13
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She gets out when she says she gets out and not one minute sooner.
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Old 04-25-08, 02:54 PM   #14
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I think AC/DC's song "Giving the Dog a Bone" explains all for this thread.
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As a 51 year old man, I just wonder why I have never seen a woman in the doghouse...



I think the bottom line is that a woman intuitively knows how to avoid the doghouse (or get out very quickly), and a man does not.
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Women don't go in the doghouse. If a man tries to put a woman in the doghouse, he is then in the doghouse.
Good boy. Now go outside so we can play stick.
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As a 51 year old man, I just wonder why I have never seen a woman in the doghouse...



I think the bottom line is that a woman intuitively knows how to avoid the doghouse (or get out very quickly), and a man does not.
See post #3.
It does not exist.
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Old 04-25-08, 03:26 PM   #18
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Good boy. Now go outside so we can play stick.
That sounds kind of kinky.
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As a 51 year old man, I just wonder why I have never seen a woman in the doghouse...



I think the bottom line is that a woman intuitively knows how to avoid the doghouse (or get out very quickly), and a man does not.
Oh trust me, they can get in the dog house. April certainly hasn't done anything but I had some ex's do it in fairly spectacular fashion(which may have a lot to do with why they're ex's...).
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Hrm. Y'know, it's going to be messy on BF unless you two get married.

It's like dating someone from work.
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Sexual favors?
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Sweet!

Oh, you meant that literally. Well, okay...
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Sweet!

Oh, you meant that literally. Well, okay...
Hello - I can read this too you two...
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Hello - I can read this too you two...
Wait, is the internet public, now? This changes everything.
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ok... women can be put in the dog house. it has happened to me.
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