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Old 04-27-08, 10:36 PM   #1
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Best Business Card Ever

http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/the-be...ess-card-ever/

I'd like to meet Mr. Green
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Old 04-27-08, 10:45 PM   #2
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That's pretty rad.
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Old 04-27-08, 10:56 PM   #3
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Funny. I've seen similar ones before. I've always wanted to get one printed that had every job I've ever done on it.
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Old 04-27-08, 11:01 PM   #4
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Kevin mitnick's got the most kick ass business card in the world.
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Old 04-27-08, 11:47 PM   #5
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That lockpick card kicks butt.
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Old 04-28-08, 10:55 AM   #6
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I like this one. Possibly 18+...
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Old 04-28-08, 10:59 AM   #7
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I used to know a guy who had that exact card. They were available in the 1970s.
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Old 04-28-08, 11:08 AM   #8
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I prefer a 'bone' coloring

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Old 04-28-08, 06:54 PM   #9
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thats awesome
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Old 04-29-08, 07:17 AM   #10
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Kevin mitnick's got the most kick ass business card in the world.
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Old 04-29-08, 08:06 AM   #11
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thats awesome
Thanks, its a movie reference
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Old 04-29-08, 01:04 PM   #12
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the best part about the card is that there is no contact info. the most clever bussiness cards have no cantact info I am certain.
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Old 04-29-08, 02:26 PM   #13
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http://paulstamatiou.com/2007/04/07/im-2-on-google

Pretty awesome business card on there if you scroll down to middle of page.

1. Go to Google
2. Type "matt"
3. Press "I feel lucky"
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Old 04-29-08, 02:27 PM   #14
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Mr Green was likely a Robert A Heinlein fan. That looks like the sign in Farnham's Freehold.
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Old 04-29-08, 02:29 PM   #15
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"orgies organized". good lord.
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"orgies organized". good lord.

Very good lord, apparently.
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Old 04-29-08, 03:37 PM   #17
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This guy must have a great business card:
http://gdl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0189.html
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Old 04-29-08, 04:29 PM   #18
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Hey this reminds me of the infamous Aleksey Vayner and his video resume, Impossible is Nothing. If you've never seen this before, please note this was a serious video that was part of this guy's job application to financial services company UBS.

Then there is Michael Cera's parody of this video, called Impossible is the Opposite of Possible.
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Old 04-29-08, 04:59 PM   #19
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He had me at "bongos", but +1 Mitnick's being the most kikaz ever.
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