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    My tribute to Roger Clemens, in song

    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    he like-a da young stuff....
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    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    he like-a da young stuff....
    he is a major league baseball player, he can have any 15 year old girl he wants.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    probably so. He just happened to choose a train wreck in-training.
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    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    probably so. He just happened to choose a train wreck in-training.
    I am shocked, shocked, that he didn't have the taste and refinement to hold out for a 15 yr old Katherine Hepburn.

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    Roger Clemens gives white trash a bad name.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Roger Clemens gives white trash a bad name.
    No doubt. Now reports are coming out that he is a bad tipper, has he no shame?
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

    Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
    and she's probably getting frisky...
    right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

    Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

    And he don't know...

    That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats...
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    Right now, she's probably up singing some
    white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
    Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
    and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
    Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
    And he don't know...

    That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats,
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
    Cause the next time that he cheats...

    Oh, you know it won't be on me!

    No...not on me
    'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats...
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

    Ohh... before he cheats...

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    Senior Member hos13's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht View Post
    Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

    Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
    and she's probably getting frisky...
    right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

    Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

    And he don't know...

    That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats...
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    Right now, she's probably up singing some
    white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
    Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
    and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
    Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
    And he don't know...

    That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats,
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
    Cause the next time that he cheats...

    Oh, you know it won't be on me!

    No...not on me
    'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats...
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

    Ohh... before he cheats...

    LOL, very fitting in many ways.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    No doubt. Now reports are coming out that he is a bad tipper, has he no shame?
    Are we talking leaving a quarter on the bar at Chilis or $5 for a table dance cheap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Roger Clemens gives white trash a bad name.
    He's a piece of trash, but he's still no Michael Vick.

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    Agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Are we talking leaving a quarter on the bar at Chilis or $5 for a table dance cheap?
    from what I have read, we are talking 0
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Roger is probably telling his wife that "Guys do it all the time"
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    from what I have read, we are talking 0
    Just liking to hang out the Hard Rock Cafe should be enough to get him indicted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Hey, sounds like we're getting a demographic picture here:

    The newspaper also linked the seven-time Cy Young Award winner to ... Paulette Dean Daly, a former wife of champion golfer John Daly.
    http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/spor...s-Apology.html

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