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Old 04-29-08, 03:53 PM   #1
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My tribute to Roger Clemens, in song

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he like-a da young stuff....
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he like-a da young stuff....
he is a major league baseball player, he can have any 15 year old girl he wants.
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probably so. He just happened to choose a train wreck in-training.
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probably so. He just happened to choose a train wreck in-training.
I am shocked, shocked, that he didn't have the taste and refinement to hold out for a 15 yr old Katherine Hepburn.
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Roger Clemens gives white trash a bad name.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Roger Clemens gives white trash a bad name.
No doubt. Now reports are coming out that he is a bad tipper, has he no shame?
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Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...
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Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

LOL, very fitting in many ways.
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No doubt. Now reports are coming out that he is a bad tipper, has he no shame?
Are we talking leaving a quarter on the bar at Chilis or $5 for a table dance cheap?
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Roger Clemens gives white trash a bad name.
He's a piece of trash, but he's still no Michael Vick.
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Agreed.
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Are we talking leaving a quarter on the bar at Chilis or $5 for a table dance cheap?
from what I have read, we are talking 0
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Roger is probably telling his wife that "Guys do it all the time"
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from what I have read, we are talking 0
Just liking to hang out the Hard Rock Cafe should be enough to get him indicted.
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Hey, sounds like we're getting a demographic picture here:

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The newspaper also linked the seven-time Cy Young Award winner to ... Paulette Dean Daly, a former wife of champion golfer John Daly.
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