If spinny-wheel-things and plexiglass blockades can't stop them, what will? We're doomed.
those are some crafty little *******'s...
" The love you withhold is the pain you carry, lifetime after lifetime."
I've been trying to figure out how to make a squirrel ***.
I'm thinking of 4ft of 4OD PVC, capped on one end with a pressure chamber and triggering device inside.
Probably pressure sensitive and coated w/ peanut butter....once the little creature hits the right button...wooosh...he'll land several blocks away (maybe).
I used to have a professor who was tired of squirrels eating the bird seed he put out so he wired the feeder back to his kitchen and when he saw a squirrel there, he would close the circuit with a car battery.
for the Brits:
And isn’t squirrel what your grandpa used to shoot for the pot during the war when they’d eaten all the cats?
The squirrels are too smart for that. They just wait until they can't see you.
I brake for squirrels.