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    Hot date. Tonight.

    Tonight. Movies and Boobies. Danielle. She's nice and all, but...

    Will I be thinking of 'another' while I am out? A female named Scott? With XERO-XR1 lite boobies? They only weigh 1500 grams. But I'm into that.

    It will take much to convert me. I'll probably make up some stupid excuse tonight so I can be up early and ride [around on] my 'other' girlfriend. She's black.

    Well, black and yellow. Anyway. I don't know why I am writing this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by formula4 View Post
    I don't know why I am writing this.
    Because you want us to know that, even with your interesting posts, that you are actually a normal person?

    Enjoy your evening.

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    So just imagine if this Danielle chickie is a roadie... hmmm! the possibilities could be endless!

    pre-ride chamois cream applications
    playing chase my Assos logo on a climb
    who ever makes it back first starts the shower!
    oh and the shower! ah, don't get me started!

    Danielle, the Scott and you... dude it's MAGIC!
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    A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    If given the choice between a beautiful girl and a shop full of beautiful bikes the choice would be easy...


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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    Because you want us to know that, even with your interesting posts, that you are actually a normal person?

    Enjoy your evening.

    East Hill
    Formula 4 is not a normal person. He's a third generation, self replicating robot, made from xerox machines, post-it notes, and other office supplies, and powered by slim jim wrappers, old lipstick, and diet mountain dew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Formula 4 is not a normal person. He's a third generation, self replicating robot, made from xerox machines, post-it notes, and other office supplies, and powered by slim jim wrappers, old lipstick, and diet mountain dew.
    So I am not the only one? cool I quess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    So I am not the only one? cool I quess.
    I am disappointed. I thought both jsharr and forumla4 were real, live, almost human beings.

    And I thought they were unique, too! Darn this cloning .

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    Quote Originally Posted by formula4 View Post
    Hot date. Tonight.
    pay per view or rental?

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    that is splitting hairs botto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Ask her if she would like to help you lube your chain while you check her bottom bracket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    pay per view or rental?
    Pay? For Porn? What kind of universe do you live in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Hill View Post
    Because you want us to know that, even with your interesting posts, that you are actually a normal person?
    I didn't see any evidence of that.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    I didn't see any evidence of that.
    Let me take a look in the evidence locker, and I'll get back to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by formula4 View Post
    Pay? For Porn? What kind of universe do you live in?
    The Botto Nebula, where pain and suffering are par for the course and all the men are shaved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
    Ask her if she would like to help you lube your chain while you check her bottom bracket.
    i see what you did there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    i see what you did there.
    night vision goggles are cool, yeah?

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    yeah, a bit spooky, but cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    T-1 hour.

    Money. Check.
    Truck. Check.



    Manboobs... sigh. I need to work out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A man does kiss and tell.
    Fixed.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Okay... F1 still isn't back from his date.

    We should either be worried or jealous.


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    Quote Originally Posted by formula4 View Post
    T-1 hour.

    Money. Check.
    Truck. Check.

    Manboobs... sigh. I need to work out.
    He may have forgotten something too.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    OMG. I really can't imagine a bunch of little Formula 4's running around. Somebody get the raid.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    He may have gotten something too.
    Again, fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    His last post dealt with his manboobs. I bet he got distracted and had a long of night of hot solo self manlove.

    *throws up in mouth*
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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