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Old 05-01-08, 11:11 AM   #1
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Best Invention Ever?!

I think I found the answer to that "what kind of safe should I buy?' thread that Pheard started.

EWWWWW!!!
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-01-08, 11:15 AM   #2
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I think I found the answer to that "what kind of safe should I buy?' thread that Pheard started.

EWWWWW!!!
Someday..when you aren't looking for it...I will punch you in the face for posting that one.
I should've known better than to click it though...so after you get up off the ground, you can punch me back.
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Old 05-01-08, 12:24 PM   #3
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I'm not even sure how find this stuff. What where you googling when that came up?
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Why would I buy that, I can make my own.

That burrito from last night will cause destruction beyond measure.
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Old 05-01-08, 12:59 PM   #5
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Why would I buy that, I can make my own.

That burrito from last night will cause destruction beyond measure.
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Old 05-01-08, 01:00 PM   #6
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So where does one find venture capitalists willing to fund anything?
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Old 05-01-08, 01:00 PM   #7
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I'm not even sure how find this stuff. What where you googling when that came up?
i just follow my nose.
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Old 05-01-08, 01:02 PM   #8
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This may not be the best invention ever, but may be in the running.
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Old 05-01-08, 01:08 PM   #9
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A friend of mine used to stretch a pair of (hopefully imitation) skidmarked tighty-whities over his steering wheel as a theft deterrent when he parked his Jeep downtown.
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Old 05-01-08, 01:52 PM   #10
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They do give a whole new meaning to cracking the safe.
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Old 05-01-08, 06:29 PM   #11
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Yep. Reminds me of someone...
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Someday..when you aren't looking for it...I will punch you in the face for posting that one.
I should've known better than to click it though...so after you get up off the ground, you can punch me back.
I'm just gonna punch him now.


And Siu I swear I didn't invent this.
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Old 05-01-08, 10:19 PM   #13
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I think I'm going to buy the "Doo Drops" that they have listed to add realistic smell.

"Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications. All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP."
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Old 05-03-08, 02:33 AM   #14
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Not an invention, but one of my new favorite products. Chow down on this and you can be a safe makin' factory.

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Old 05-03-08, 07:41 AM   #15
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I got mugged once and the only reason they did not get my passport and some $ was that I had it in my homemade pair...just like shown, cept the brown spot is lighter.
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