I am twenty-two.
Have you ever seen someone that is fat/chubby and thought, "Wow... they'd be HOT if they lost some of that..
Well guess what. I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. How could I know that?
Well, right now I am not in shape. I do not attract girls, well not pretty ones anyway. (except one, she's cool). I am overlooked and underrated. It wouldn't suck this bad if I was used to it all my life. But guess what? There was another side... just 3 years ago I was prom king and I had some of the hottest girls EVER tell me I was hot and they wanted me. Of course I was in shape too. I could dress very sexy and I could work magical wonders.
I WILL NOT LET FOOD BOTHER ME ANYMORE! There is PIZZA in my fridge. I will not eat that. I will piss on it and throw it away. I am tired of living like this! Too fat and lazy to even ride my bike anymore!
No more! No more! I will crusade against this evil empire of food! I am tired of this cluster-FC[K] my life has been!
It is war!
I will not let this TRUE SCUM 'food' push me around! PROGRESS will be made, I shall BLAST THROUGH! It is time to be VIOLENT. Use flamethrowers and miniguns on the enemy, nuke them! No mercy! No bush war style, just TURN IT INTO A GLASS FACTORY!
Food shall be DESTROYED. Now!