I'm sitting in a room at church.
A tiger is loose.
There are 30 of us who are in the room.
For some reason the door HAS to be kept open.
The tiger comes in, sniffs us and if we stay still walks out.
But there is always one moron who get's up and tries to shoo the cat out.
..and get's turned into dog food through kitty paws.
I think this means I'm going to win the lottery in the next year what do you think?