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    the best surprise ever

    So I was planning to take my wife as a surprise for her bday for a week to a Yucatan hideaway hotel tallked secretely to her boss so she could get days off, everything planned, everything paid for when.... she announces her mom decided to fly over to spend a month with us and celebrate her b day with us... Yucatan already paid vacation plan down the drain... Mother in law arrived last Sunday and will be staying for a month and 3 days...

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    sucks... you and your mother-in-law tight?

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    Oh that sucks.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    #@!&&!!!

    If you were to get a trial by a jury of your peers, I'm sure 99% of them would understand and downgrade the charge to involuntary homicide...

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    Now I have no money to give her a present as I spent it all for the trip!!!! what to do ??? bday is next friday!!!!

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    So your mother-in-law is going to house-sit while you're on vacation? How nice of her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miguelangel View Post
    Now I have no money to give her a present as I spent it all for the trip!!!! what to do ??? bday is next friday!!!!
    Oh sh.. I have the best idea.

    Give her mom the trip! And have her mom take her too. Then you get a solid week to yourself with booze and hookers. Best vacation evar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    sucks... you and your mother-in-law tight?
    nopes

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    X's idea sounds right

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid View Post
    Oh sh.. I have the best idea.

    Give her mom the trip! And have her mom take her too. Then you get a solid week to yourself with booze and hookers. Best vacation evar!
    I thought of doing it the other way around.... me going off to the trip and inviting someone to come with me.... any takers???(sorry not into guys...only women need to apply)

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    ill go with her and mother in law take the romantic vacation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid View Post
    Oh sh.. I have the best idea.

    Give her mom the trip! And have her mom take her too. Then you get a solid week to yourself with booze and hookers. Best vacation evar!

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    ahem...dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
    "harder" is not a very good safeword.

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    Give mom in law the house keys and go to Mexico already.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Give mom in law the house keys and go to Mexico already.
    That's your answer for everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Give mom in law the house keys and go to Mexico already.
    Yah! I wish...my mom does not speak the language here in the island...(spanish) she cant drive and my wife is so excited she was coming, its been more than a year since they seen each other... easier said than done...

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    So shooting is out of the question?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    So shooting is out of the question?
    See post #4. Always an option.

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    Tell your wife that as a surprise for her birthday, you are going to get out of the house and let her and her mom have some girl time.

    Have fun in Mexico. Fly your bike there in lieu of a companion.
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    Birthday suprises are a bad idea in general. It's funny how the person having the birthday often has their own idea of what they would like to do.
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    yah! no sh**t first and last time!!!! I was also going to give her a brand new bike (liberty breezer)... and thanks God a friend told me that she had mentioned that would be the worst gift to give ever that she did not want a new bike now!!! At least some money saved....

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    So your mother-in-law is going to house-sit while you're on vacation? How nice of her!
    PERFECT!

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    You two get a week together. Your mom-in-law gets three weeks with her daughter. Should be enough.

    Where in the Yucatan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Second Mouse View Post
    You two get a week together. Your mom-in-law gets three weeks with her daughter. Should be enough.
    Exactly. Tell your wife that you and her are celebrating her actual birthday. Her and mom are celebrating Eastern Orthodox birthday (that's 12 days later btw). She gets 2 birthdays this year (but only one counts).
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