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Old 05-07-08, 09:59 PM   #1
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I Love My Hand

I get to steer my bike with it, and it's helped me become a good mechanic. I also like to hold beer with it, and turn pages of books. Yep, my hand is the best.
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No, mine is...mine does tricks with my bmx.
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It can wave hello or flip the bird, it feeds me tasty snacks, punches people I don't like...yeah, I see your point.
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Mine helps me post...I'm guessing you two use your feet?
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I usually just bash my head against the keyboard.
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I used to use my feet, but then Fit Rider 921 didn't enjoy my posts. So, I decided to join Foo...and use my hands.
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Are we talking about Madame Thumb and her four ladyfingers? Madame Palm and her five daughters, perhaps?
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Luke has one that is cool.
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Damn, that should've been my avatar. No, not luke, but the warden...
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One handed extracurricular activities FTW!
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Old 05-08-08, 08:59 AM   #12
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or Brad

Phoebe was much better to look at than Brad.
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to each his own.
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I like other people's hands better than my hands.
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Interesting take, but I can do things with my hands that other people won't do.
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Oh I'm sure your hands are just fine.
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I love your hand too. When you wake up in excrutiating pain, with duct tape over your mouth and me hacking away at your wrist, you will at least have been warned.
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Is that legal for a mod to say?
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I love your hand too. When you wake up in excrutiating pain, with duct tape over your mouth and me hacking away at your wrist, you will at least have been warned.
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That's MISTER Hand to you, missy!

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Is that legal for a mod to say?
not sure. but I am all bark, no bite and it was just dark humour, not really gonna happen, probably.

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