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    I Love My Hand

    I get to steer my bike with it, and it's helped me become a good mechanic. I also like to hold beer with it, and turn pages of books. Yep, my hand is the best.

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    No, mine is...mine does tricks with my bmx.
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    It can wave hello or flip the bird, it feeds me tasty snacks, punches people I don't like...yeah, I see your point.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Mine helps me post...I'm guessing you two use your feet?
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    I usually just bash my head against the keyboard.

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    I used to use my feet, but then Fit Rider 921 didn't enjoy my posts. So, I decided to join Foo...and use my hands.
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Are we talking about Madame Thumb and her four ladyfingers? Madame Palm and her five daughters, perhaps?
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
    ― Muhammad Ali

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    Luke has one that is cool.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Damn, that should've been my avatar. No, not luke, but the warden...

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    One handed extracurricular activities FTW!

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Damn, that should've been my avatar. No, not luke, but the warden...
    or Brad

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    or Brad

    Phoebe was much better to look at than Brad.

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    to each his own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I like other people's hands better than my hands.

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    Interesting take, but I can do things with my hands that other people won't do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    I like other people's hands better than my hands.
    Oh I'm sure your hands are just fine.
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
    ― Muhammad Ali

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    I love your hand too. When you wake up in excrutiating pain, with duct tape over your mouth and me hacking away at your wrist, you will at least have been warned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Is that legal for a mod to say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I love your hand too. When you wake up in excrutiating pain, with duct tape over your mouth and me hacking away at your wrist, you will at least have been warned.
    A 'Dexter' fan?
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    That's MISTER Hand to you, missy!

    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Is that legal for a mod to say?
    not sure. but I am all bark, no bite and it was just dark humour, not really gonna happen, probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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