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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Hello, you have reached Anatomically Correct Phone Sex, Incorporated, Psydotek speaking, How may I do you today.
    I knew ya'll would enjoy that one.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnome View Post
    It's a Monty Python skit. I can't remember if it is from a movie or just one of the TV episodes.
    Your nerd license has also been revoked.


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    LOL yeah I gotcha. Bean is rather a strange term for..it...isn't..it?
    He left me absolutely no out there - I had to respond.

    I mean most times mens refer to IT as BIG happy things - "not singing the redwood song here ...", so I took special notice of ...

    the bean.


    Ohhhh the dear lad, we MUST, yes MUST bolster his outlook on life in lieu of ...


    the bean.

    Poor bean.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    He left me absolutely no out there - I had to respond.

    I mean most times mens refer to IT as BIG happy things - "not singing the redwood song here ...", so I took special notice of ...

    the bean.


    Ohhhh the dear lad, we MUST, yes MUST bolster his outlook on life in lieu of ...


    the bean.

    Poor bean.



    Hmm.....I think we may be talking about two different things here.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Your nerd license has also been revoked.

    Thank goodness! I don't have to pretend to be intelligent and to know stuff.
    Can I go try out for the village idiot position then.
    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. ~Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"
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    MV, Psydotek, jsharr, I'm looking at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post


    MV, Psydotek, jsharr, I'm looking at you.
    Do assless chaps count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    <Looks at UA kinda funny-like - tries to not look ... there>

    Flick the Bean?

    Doooooood ... now - you tell me ....


    Bean?





    CoOoOOoOooOOOOORRRRRRnNnnN.........





    I ... think I made my point very clear. Likes corn.
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    Whoa, what the fark is going on in this thread? You're all naughty.
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    They made me do it!!!
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    Oh sure, blame it on the guys. Of course you are completely innocent.

    umm, ladies, all beans are not the same.
    As proof, I offer the yard bean( and immature ones at that):

    Last edited by ModoVincere; 07-03-08 at 06:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Whoa, what the fark is going on in this thread? You're all naughty.
    pfffttttt....
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Do assless chaps count?
    Depends.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Do assless chaps count?
    yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post


    MV, Psydotek, jsharr, I'm looking at you.
    Sure you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    pants are over rated!

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    pants are over rated!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    bad (good) thoughts....I has them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    pants are over rated!
    w3rd.

    I defer to the bacon flowchart:


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    bad (good) thoughts....I has them.
    true dat
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Implementing bacon flow chart ------ with pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    In some cultures, getting hot grease on your junk is considered a form of foreplay.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Madonnaland?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Madonnaland?

    yes
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    huh? did someone say something? I was distracted by thoughts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    In some cultures, getting hot grease on your junk is considered a form of foreplay.
    Yes, yes it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post


    Remind me to never eat at McDonalds again. Ev4r.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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