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Old 05-08-08, 11:56 AM   #26
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On the other hand, I know two things that WILL keep this thread going for quite some time:

1) I use WD40 on my chain and find that it is the best lubricant
2) Where do y'all carry your gun when you ride?

*ducks*
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On the other hand, I know two things that WILL keep this thread going for quite some time:

1) I use WD40 on my chain and find that it is the best lubricant
2) Where do y'all carry your gun when you ride?

*ducks*
In the WD40 can....duh! My little .38 fits right in that empty can after lubing up the chain.
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crap, I've been lubing my chain with my gun, and shooting people with the WD-40
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crap, I've been lubing my chain with my gun, and shooting people with the WD-40
Sprayed on a flame, WD-40 is an effective deterrent for group buying at Starbuck's
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No, tried that once, it may work on one or two people, but as a deterrent, ineffective. I find stirring the coffee with my nether regions works better.
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No, tried that once, it may work on one or two people, but as a deterrent, ineffective. I find stirring the coffee with my nether regions works better.
So your saying you are the size of a stirring straw?
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I wish.
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Old 05-08-08, 12:08 PM   #34
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Hey, anyone know any good places to ride in Myanmar.
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I was about to be impressed. Most people don't find a toothpick too impressive
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Fine...

Ninjas vs. Pirates vs. Zombies

Who wins?
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duh, ninja pirate zombies
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You are riding at night and a pizza delivery guy almost wrecks you, what do you do?

a) Follow him to his next stop and steal his car (he leaves it running).

b) Steal the pizzas.

c) Tell him he's a !@$#%.

d) Pray for him.

e) Shoot him with WD-40.
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You are riding at night and a pizza delivery guy almost wrecks you, what do you do?

a) Follow him to his next stop and steal his car (he leaves it running).

b) Steal the pizzas.

c) Tell him he's a !@$#%.

d) Pray for him.

e) Shoot him with WD-40.

Duh! All of the above! That's too easy.
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Every time I post the thread just fizzels out. By the way, should I ride on the sidewalk against traffic and helmets sux.
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I was about to be impressed. Most people don't find a toothpick too impressive
Better than me. Most girls aren't very impressed when they find out i'm a girl...
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Every time I post the thread just fizzels out. By the way, should I ride on the sidewalk against traffic and helmets sux.
WOW, you're confused. Ride on the street AGAINST traffic. It's best to ride on the interstate, less pot holes.
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WOW, you're confused. Ride on the street AGAINST traffic. It's best to ride on the interstate, less pot holes.
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Making, don't be scared, I do it. There's nothing wrong with me...
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Making, don't be scared, I do it. There's nothing wrong with me...
You're grammar is horrible.
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There's nothing wrong with me...[it's sarcastic, so my grammar has to be bad]
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You're grammar is horrible.
Where's X? He'll gladly explain the problems, and he'll make sure to do so in a grammatically correct way.
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Yu0r! Yu0r!
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Crap, you just ruined my threadkiller, thanks
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Making, do not be scared to do my suggestion. I ride like that all the time, and there is nothing wrong with me. Do you agree? [grammatically correct]
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