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    On the other hand, I know two things that WILL keep this thread going for quite some time:

    1) I use WD40 on my chain and find that it is the best lubricant
    2) Where do y'all carry your *** when you ride?

    *ducks*
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
    On the other hand, I know two things that WILL keep this thread going for quite some time:

    1) I use WD40 on my chain and find that it is the best lubricant
    2) Where do y'all carry your *** when you ride?

    *ducks*
    In the WD40 can....duh! My little .38 fits right in that empty can after lubing up the chain.

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    crap, I've been lubing my chain with my ***, and shooting people with the WD-40

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    crap, I've been lubing my chain with my ***, and shooting people with the WD-40
    Sprayed on a flame, WD-40 is an effective deterrent for group buying at Starbuck's
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    No, tried that once, it may work on one or two people, but as a deterrent, ineffective. I find stirring the coffee with my nether regions works better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    No, tried that once, it may work on one or two people, but as a deterrent, ineffective. I find stirring the coffee with my nether regions works better.
    So your saying you are the size of a stirring straw?

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    I wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Hey, anyone know any good places to ride in Myanmar.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I wish.

    I was about to be impressed. Most people don't find a toothpick too impressive

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    Fine...

    Ninjas vs. Pirates vs. Zombies

    Who wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    duh, ninja pirate zombies

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    You are riding at night and a pizza delivery guy almost wrecks you, what do you do?

    a) Follow him to his next stop and steal his car (he leaves it running).

    b) Steal the pizzas.

    c) Tell him he's a !@$#%.

    d) Pray for him.

    e) Shoot him with WD-40.
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChristAir View Post
    You are riding at night and a pizza delivery guy almost wrecks you, what do you do?

    a) Follow him to his next stop and steal his car (he leaves it running).

    b) Steal the pizzas.

    c) Tell him he's a !@$#%.

    d) Pray for him.

    e) Shoot him with WD-40.

    Duh! All of the above! That's too easy.

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    Every time I post the thread just fizzels out. By the way, should I ride on the sidewalk against traffic and helmets sux.
    Good Night Chesty, Wherever You Are

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I was about to be impressed. Most people don't find a toothpick too impressive
    Better than me. Most girls aren't very impressed when they find out i'm a girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Every time I post the thread just fizzels out. By the way, should I ride on the sidewalk against traffic and helmets sux.
    WOW, you're confused. Ride on the street AGAINST traffic. It's best to ride on the interstate, less pot holes.
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChristAir View Post
    WOW, you're confused. Ride on the street AGAINST traffic. It's best to ride on the interstate, less pot holes.
    Good Night Chesty, Wherever You Are

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    Making, don't be scared, I do it. There's nothing wrong with me...
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChristAir View Post
    Making, don't be scared, I do it. There's nothing wrong with me...
    You're grammar is horrible.

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    There's nothing wrong with me...[it's sarcastic, so my grammar has to be bad]
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    You're grammar is horrible.
    Where's X? He'll gladly explain the problems, and he'll make sure to do so in a grammatically correct way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    You're grammar is horrible.
    Yu0r! Yu0r!

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Crap, you just ruined my threadkiller, thanks

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    Making, do not be scared to do my suggestion. I ride like that all the time, and there is nothing wrong with me. Do you agree? [grammatically correct]
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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