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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    So, what's the difference between a llama and an alpaca?
    Differences matter not as long as i can do this:


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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    So, what's the difference between a llama and an alpaca?
    alpaca makes better sweaters
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    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    alpaca makes better sweaters
    Jimbob Alpaca makes a horrible sweater, although Sarah Alpaca does make a very nice, wearable sweater.

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    everyone knows jimbob can't spin yarn...
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    everyone knows jimbob can't spin yarn...
    but he makes some right fine corn squeezins.

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    Wondering if Llamas or Alpacas would do well in GA.
    Maybe I could start a llama farm and sell the sheerings.

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    there's no fossil record of bigfoot. Is this a problem?

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    Alpacas can't join the Texas Parachute Corps.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    there's no fossil record of bigfoot. Is this a problem?
    there's no fecal evidence either. How can a large primate live in an area for 1000's of years and not have to take a dump. sounds bogus to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    there's no fecal evidence either. How can a large primate live in an area for 1000's of years and not have to take a dump. sounds bogus to me.
    Maybe it's like a dog, and, um.... recycles it's poo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    there's no fecal evidence either. How can a large primate live in an area for 1000's of years and not have to take a dump. sounds bogus to me.
    Maybe dey did something similar:


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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    there's no fecal evidence either. How can a large primate live in an area for 1000's of years and not have to take a dump. sounds bogus to me.
    HA!

    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...50/ai_18711656

    <snip> The graduate student from the University of California, Santa Barbara seeks the fossils of the feces excreted by those plant-munching behemoths of the Cretaceous period. From her studies of the rock-solid scat, Chin has managed to paint a detailed picture of the ancient ecology that connected dinosaurs and insects in a tight food web. She and her colleague Bruce D. Gill of Agriculture Canada in Ottawa report on their work in the recently issued June Palaios. Most studies of fossilized dinosaur feces, or coprolites, have focused on the easily recognizable, torpedo-shaped droppings from carnivorous and omnivorous species. <snip>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    HA!

    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...50/ai_18711656

    <snip> The graduate student from the University of California, Santa Barbara seeks the fossils of the feces excreted by those plant-munching behemoths of the Cretaceous period. From her studies of the rock-solid scat, Chin has managed to paint a detailed picture of the ancient ecology that connected dinosaurs and insects in a tight food web. She and her colleague Bruce D. Gill of Agriculture Canada in Ottawa report on their work in the recently issued June Palaios. Most studies of fossilized dinosaur feces, or coprolites, have focused on the easily recognizable, torpedo-shaped droppings from carnivorous and omnivorous species. <snip>
    not related to Big Foot!

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    I did not know Michael Moore rode a bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Holy crap that picture is so messed up... :roflamo:

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I'm scared for the little fella!

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I'm scared for the little fella!
    wow, I could never manage to poop an entire chihuahua. I did make a reasonable facsimile of a starfish, ONCE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    wow, I could never manage to poop an entire chihuahua. I did make a reasonable facsimile of a starfish, ONCE!
    that's nothing. try a pooping a reasonable facsimile of a jelly fish sometime.

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    with or without tentacles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    with or without tentacles?
    With, of course. Otherwise, all you would have to do is eat a sandwich bag and wait a day or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    With, of course. Otherwise, all you would have to do is eat a sandwich bag and wait a day or so.
    Try pooping out an irish hitman!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA

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    i am scared to click that link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    home video?

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