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Old 06-30-08, 10:12 AM   #2451
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So, what's the difference between a llama and an alpaca?
Differences matter not as long as i can do this:

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So, what's the difference between a llama and an alpaca?
alpaca makes better sweaters
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Jimbob Alpaca makes a horrible sweater, although Sarah Alpaca does make a very nice, wearable sweater.
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everyone knows jimbob can't spin yarn...
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everyone knows jimbob can't spin yarn...
but he makes some right fine corn squeezins.
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Wondering if Llamas or Alpacas would do well in GA.
Maybe I could start a llama farm and sell the sheerings.
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Old 06-30-08, 10:26 AM   #2457
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there's no fossil record of bigfoot. Is this a problem?
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Old 06-30-08, 10:28 AM   #2458
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Alpacas can't join the Texas Parachute Corps.
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Old 06-30-08, 10:30 AM   #2459
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there's no fossil record of bigfoot. Is this a problem?
there's no fecal evidence either. How can a large primate live in an area for 1000's of years and not have to take a dump. sounds bogus to me.
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there's no fecal evidence either. How can a large primate live in an area for 1000's of years and not have to take a dump. sounds bogus to me.
Maybe it's like a dog, and, um.... recycles it's poo.
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there's no fecal evidence either. How can a large primate live in an area for 1000's of years and not have to take a dump. sounds bogus to me.
Maybe dey did something similar:

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there's no fecal evidence either. How can a large primate live in an area for 1000's of years and not have to take a dump. sounds bogus to me.
HA!

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<snip> The graduate student from the University of California, Santa Barbara seeks the fossils of the feces excreted by those plant-munching behemoths of the Cretaceous period. From her studies of the rock-solid scat, Chin has managed to paint a detailed picture of the ancient ecology that connected dinosaurs and insects in a tight food web. She and her colleague Bruce D. Gill of Agriculture Canada in Ottawa report on their work in the recently issued June Palaios. Most studies of fossilized dinosaur feces, or coprolites, have focused on the easily recognizable, torpedo-shaped droppings from carnivorous and omnivorous species. <snip>
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HA!

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<snip> The graduate student from the University of California, Santa Barbara seeks the fossils of the feces excreted by those plant-munching behemoths of the Cretaceous period. From her studies of the rock-solid scat, Chin has managed to paint a detailed picture of the ancient ecology that connected dinosaurs and insects in a tight food web. She and her colleague Bruce D. Gill of Agriculture Canada in Ottawa report on their work in the recently issued June Palaios. Most studies of fossilized dinosaur feces, or coprolites, have focused on the easily recognizable, torpedo-shaped droppings from carnivorous and omnivorous species. <snip>
not related to Big Foot!
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I did not know Michael Moore rode a bike.
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Holy crap that picture is so messed up... :roflamo:
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I'm scared for the little fella!
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wow, I could never manage to poop an entire chihuahua. I did make a reasonable facsimile of a starfish, ONCE!
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wow, I could never manage to poop an entire chihuahua. I did make a reasonable facsimile of a starfish, ONCE!
that's nothing. try a pooping a reasonable facsimile of a jelly fish sometime.
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with or without tentacles?
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with or without tentacles?
With, of course. Otherwise, all you would have to do is eat a sandwich bag and wait a day or so.
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With, of course. Otherwise, all you would have to do is eat a sandwich bag and wait a day or so.
Try pooping out an irish hitman!

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