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    Threadkiller

    Who here is the biggest thread killer? I vote for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'd vote for hos13...but he already ended the thread.

    Assuming he is a he and not a she. Not that there is anything wrong with being a he, but he could be a she. Assuming that he is already a he and not implying that he is a she least I offend him, or her, but rather just the possibility that he could be a she. Now that's not to say that I ALWAYS assume that a poster is a he rather than a she, as I'm sure there are a fair number of she's that post as this is a non-gender biased forum. However, statistically this forum is most likely he's. Of course this is an assumption on my part considring my experience in the cycling world which is comprised mostly of he's. Not that she's cannot ride as good as a he, on the contrary a she can ride every bit as good as a he, but there seems to be more he's and she's in cycling, so I am just assuming that is the case on this forum. I would love to have more she's, and that is not to say that I am some kind of pervert, homophobic or insecure about my manlyness, but rather a nice balance of both would be acceptable. Of course that is not to say that if there ARE more she's than he's that I would demand more he's, not at all, I'd be fine with more she's than he's, if that was the case. I can't believe you read all this.
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    Real threads don't die. They just stop to reload.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
    I'd vote for hos13...but he already ended the thread.

    Assuming he is a he and not a she. Not that there is anything wrong with being a he, but he could be a she. Assuming that he is already a he and not implying that he is a she least I offend him, or her, but rather just the possibility that he could be a she. Now that's not to say that I ALWAYS assume that a poster is a he rather than a she, as I'm sure there are a fair number of she's that post as this is a non-gender biased forum. However, statistically this forum is most likely he's. Of course this is an assumption on my part considring my experience in the cycling world which is comprised mostly of he's. Not that she's cannot ride as good as a he, on the contrary a she can ride every bit as good as a he, but there seems to be more he's and she's in cycling, so I am just assuming that is the case on this forum. I would love to have more she's, and that is not to say that I am some kind of pervert, homophobic or insecure about my manlyness, but rather a nice balance of both would be acceptable. Of course that is not to say that if there ARE more she's than he's that I would demand more he's, not at all, I'd be fine with more she's than he's, if that was the case. I can't believe you read all this.
    I am a he.
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    I'm going to go through 369 pages of Foo threads and end them all.
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    Screw you all

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Screw you all
    You don't have the stamina Bucko...
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Offers of free intercourse aren't going to be very reliable in killing a thread.

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    depends on who is making them says the voice of experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'm just trying to emulate my hero, Jsharr. I've heard he gives it the best.

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    Some people set their sights WAY TOO LOW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Some people set their sights WAY TOO LOW!
    What's wrong with that?

    All it means is that you get shot in the kneecap instead of the head.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    What's wrong with that?

    All it means is that you get shot in the kneecap instead of the head.
    I think they may be aiming even lower than that.
    Now dance!

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    Can't let MV kill this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Can't let MV kill this thread...
    But it's my Manifest Destiny....I am the thread killer.

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    Hey do any of you ride a bike? Just kidding. Wait...that's actually a legit question...sort of.
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Who here is the biggest thread killer? I vote for me.
    Are we going by height or girth?
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Are we going by height or girth?
    girth? What are you measuring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Are we going by height or girth?
    Yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChristAir View Post
    Hey do any of you ride a bike? Just kidding. Wait...that's actually a legit question...sort of.
    All my bikes are in pieces right now, so no.... But I'm heading to Fruita tonight!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Are we going by height or girth?
    both
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    both
    *does the math*

    Damn...
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Are there any MiCasita's where you live?
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    As a skinny asian d00d, i have neither height nor girth...

    Can we measure something else instead?

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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