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    Generic Title ProFail's Avatar
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    We All Have Girlfriends!

    Discuss.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Ha ha. A little late to the game but welcome to Foo, ProFail.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    phony collective progress x136's Avatar
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    Yeah, sure we do.

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    Senior Member JMT114's Avatar
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    I used to have a girlfriend. Now, I have a wife.
    My name's Jim, but most people call me...Jim

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    Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour ModoVincere's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMT114 View Post
    I used to have a girlfriend. Now, I have a wife.
    Me too....

    BTW, did you hear that they found a food that is responsible for the decline in womens sex drives after they get married?
























    its called wedding cake.
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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    No, some people don't.
    I don't have a girlfriend

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    My wife won't let me have a girlfriend.
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Tom (ex)Builder twahl's Avatar
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    My wife says I have a girlfriend, but I'm still waiting for her to call me.
    Tom

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Be glad your wife doesn't think you have a boyfriend.. now that's an awkward situation.

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    Mmmmm Donuts! FatguyRacer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProFail View Post
    Discuss.
    Shut the hell up! My wife could be reading this forum.
    John

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    Support JDRF b_young's Avatar
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    Wives are better than GF's, at least your not always guessing.
    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present." - Kung Fu Panda

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    kellyjdrummer
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    I have a wife, no girlfriends. I have friends who are women. Girls just don't do it for me. Adult women, specifically my wife.
    Thank you very much.

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    I'm really thinking I shouldn't anymore.... At least not the one I have
    I'm riding again in the Tour de Cure, and of course looking for sponsors and riders: My TDC page

    My family tree is full of nuts

    potato chips have sharp edges..they are like little snowplows for your arteries

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    Mr. Maximan1 maximan1's Avatar
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    Girls cost too much

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    kellyjdrummer
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    Wife be girlfriend for me. Grunt.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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