I used to have a girlfriend. Now, I have a wife.
My name's Jim, but most people call me...Jim
My wife won't let me have a girlfriend.
. “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche
"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant
My wife says I have a girlfriend, but I'm still waiting for her to call me.
"It hurts so good..."
Be glad your wife doesn't think you have a boyfriend.. now that's an awkward situation.
Wives are better than GF's, at least your not always guessing.
I have a wife, no girlfriends. I have friends who are women. Girls just don't do it for me. Adult women, specifically my wife.
Thank you very much.
I'm really thinking I shouldn't anymore.... At least not the one I have
I'm riding again in the Tour de Cure, and of course looking for sponsors and riders: My TDC page
My family tree is full of nuts
potato chips have sharp edges..they are like little snowplows for your arteries
Girls cost too much
Wife be girlfriend for me. Grunt.