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    KY Yours+Mine

    Any of you with a regular partner try this stuff?

    The commercials (ah, the curse of having TV again after 6-7 years w/o) are as vague as one would expect...but what does it do? OK, there's two different tubes of glop allegedly giving different sensations appropriate for the sexes, and together they're alleged to give yet another...but never do they state any of it outright. I wanna know!

    Is it epoxy?
    Fire and Ice?
    Some sort of explosive?
    Chocolate and peanut butter?
    Kentucky jelly with mint sauce?
    Singing and ice skating?



    Posters using it for left and right hands need not apply.
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    I hear it's great on crackers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwnt View Post
    I hear it's great on crackers.
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Any of you with a regular partner try this stuff?

    The commercials (ah, the curse of having TV again after 6-7 years w/o) are as vague as one would expect...but what does it do? OK, there's two different tubes of glop allegedly giving different sensations appropriate for the sexes, and together they're alleged to give yet another...but never do they state any of it outright. I wanna know!

    Is it epoxy?
    Fire and Ice?
    Some sort of explosive?
    Chocolate and peanut butter?
    Kentucky jelly with mint sauce?
    Singing and ice skating?



    Posters using it for left and right hands need not apply.


    <snicker> my luck I'd go give it a squirt and it would all splat out. hehe, pass

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    Its really a trick...its two things that by themselves are perfectly safe, and maybe even kind of fun.
    Put them together and well, you have a binary explosive. That's what the new experience they speak of is....traveling in multiple directions all at one time.....Who says you can only be in one place at one time.

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    Hey, you got your anal lube in my massage oil.

    No, you got your massage oil in my anal lube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Hey, you got your anal lube in my massage oil.

    No, you got your massage oil in my anal lube.


    Thanks so much jsharr...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post


    Thanks so much jsharr...
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    First it was about him and her, now it's about him and him.
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

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    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChristAir View Post
    First it was about him and her, now it's about him and him.
    When did you decide to switch teams?
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    I just read their FAQ about it (www.ky.com). It sounds very interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    I just read their FAQ about it (www.ky.com). It sounds very interesting.
    hehe - you watch the mini vid of "See it in action". Guess this stuff is aimed at us busy peeps who don't have too much time anymore and can only fit in a quickee.

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    Hey, I'm straight, but WB and jsharr are kinda scarin' me. Heh.
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChristAir View Post
    Hey, I'm straight, but WB and jsharr are kinda scarin' me. Heh.
    If you are secure in your sexuality, there is nothing to be scared off, right WB?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Mommy! I found "predators"! Just kidding, but using jsharr's words in your sig can be dangerous! Like mixing the two tubes and adding a second male tube. Not good!
    I'm just a Christian guy looking to get some good air- I'm ChristAir.

    Quote Originally Posted by lodi781 View Post
    Hey, sometimes ya gotta shake hands with your feelings....in your case, it's gonna be a long handshake....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If you are secure in your sexuality, there is nothing to be scared off, right WB?
    Yep, I never spent time in the other dugout.

    It does bother me that both lubes come in a tubular container. Mistakes could be made if the instructions aren't explicitly clear...though that may not change the results.
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
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    I just unconsciously clenched up. thanks WB.
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    i am still of the opinion blood is the best lube.


    aside from the that. more options just make lube buying more confusing.
    last time i purchased lube i got chewed out for taking to lube but really there are too many choices even at a plain old drug store. now we have gender specific lubes?



    so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0urt View Post
    so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?
    Spontaneous uncontrollable role reversal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Spontaneous uncontrollable role reversal?
    Insert any number of NSFW items here.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Nothing? The two lubes are designed to mix apparently, so end result would have both boy + girl lube on, err, the sex-organs, so apparently no harm, just different sensation.
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    duct tape, duct tape your bunghole
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0urt View Post
    i am still of the opinion blood is the best lube.


    aside from the that. more options just make lube buying more confusing.
    last time i purchased lube i got chewed out for taking to long to buy lube but really there are too many choices even at a plain old drug store. now we have gender specific lubes?



    so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?

    fixed, i left that part out the first time.
    i just woke up
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Spontaneous uncontrollable role reversal?
    Pffft.

    Like you need special lube for that...
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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