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Old 05-12-08, 07:17 AM   #1
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KY Yours+Mine

Any of you with a regular partner try this stuff?

The commercials (ah, the curse of having TV again after 6-7 years w/o) are as vague as one would expect...but what does it do? OK, there's two different tubes of glop allegedly giving different sensations appropriate for the sexes, and together they're alleged to give yet another...but never do they state any of it outright. I wanna know!

Is it epoxy?
Fire and Ice?
Some sort of explosive?
Chocolate and peanut butter?
Kentucky jelly with mint sauce?
Singing and ice skating?



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I hear it's great on crackers.
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Any of you with a regular partner try this stuff?

The commercials (ah, the curse of having TV again after 6-7 years w/o) are as vague as one would expect...but what does it do? OK, there's two different tubes of glop allegedly giving different sensations appropriate for the sexes, and together they're alleged to give yet another...but never do they state any of it outright. I wanna know!

Is it epoxy?
Fire and Ice?
Some sort of explosive?
Chocolate and peanut butter?
Kentucky jelly with mint sauce?
Singing and ice skating?



Posters using it for left and right hands need not apply.


<snicker> my luck I'd go give it a squirt and it would all splat out. hehe, pass
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Its really a trick...its two things that by themselves are perfectly safe, and maybe even kind of fun.
Put them together and well, you have a binary explosive. That's what the new experience they speak of is....traveling in multiple directions all at one time.....Who says you can only be in one place at one time.
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Hey, you got your anal lube in my massage oil.

No, you got your massage oil in my anal lube.
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Hey, you got your anal lube in my massage oil.

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Thanks so much jsharr...
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First it was about him and her, now it's about him and him.
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First it was about him and her, now it's about him and him.
When did you decide to switch teams?
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I just read their FAQ about it (www.ky.com). It sounds very interesting.
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I just read their FAQ about it (www.ky.com). It sounds very interesting.
hehe - you watch the mini vid of "See it in action". Guess this stuff is aimed at us busy peeps who don't have too much time anymore and can only fit in a quickee.
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Hey, I'm straight, but WB and jsharr are kinda scarin' me. Heh.
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Mommy! I found "predators"! Just kidding, but using jsharr's words in your sig can be dangerous! Like mixing the two tubes and adding a second male tube. Not good!
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If you are secure in your sexuality, there is nothing to be scared off, right WB?
Yep, I never spent time in the other dugout.

It does bother me that both lubes come in a tubular container. Mistakes could be made if the instructions aren't explicitly clear...though that may not change the results.
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I just unconsciously clenched up. thanks WB.
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i am still of the opinion blood is the best lube.


aside from the that. more options just make lube buying more confusing.
last time i purchased lube i got chewed out for taking to lube but really there are too many choices even at a plain old drug store. now we have gender specific lubes?



so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?
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so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?
Spontaneous uncontrollable role reversal?
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Nothing? The two lubes are designed to mix apparently, so end result would have both boy + girl lube on, err, the sex-organs, so apparently no harm, just different sensation.
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i am still of the opinion blood is the best lube.


aside from the that. more options just make lube buying more confusing.
last time i purchased lube i got chewed out for taking to long to buy lube but really there are too many choices even at a plain old drug store. now we have gender specific lubes?



so whats happens if you get girl lube on a outie and boy lube on a innie?

fixed, i left that part out the first time.
i just woke up
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Pffft.

Like you need special lube for that...
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